I received an SMS Joke just now, which was: After Ruling upon Sc 377, a tailor asked a man about his trousers. "Saahab, Pant me Zip kahaan lagaau? Aage, Peechhe Ya Dono Taraf?"
So Finally Terms have been changed... Now you can ask T/B/V Question with "Do you wear pants with ZIP in Front / Back / Both Sides?" He he he...