Re: [OT][HUMOR] A plague of funny acronyms

2007-11-20 Thread Greg Rundlett 
COMCAST

Can't Ordinarily Manage Cable And Simple Telephone

Certain Oligarchs Media Czars And STooges
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Re: [OT][HUMOR] A plague of funny acronyms

2007-11-19 Thread Paul Lussier 
Ben Scott [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

   Comcast is harder.  More letters.  Can Only Moan, Complain And
 Snivel Today?  Constantly Obtains My Cash; Actual Service Terrible?
  Ohh, how about: COMmonly CAStrates Torrents?

COMpletely CAStrates Torrents.
Complete Our Monopoly, Can Assume Sucky TOS.
Cantankerous Ornery Morons, Can't Answer Sh!T.
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Seeya,
Paul
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[OT][HUMOR] A plague of funny acronyms (was: A plague of daemons...)

2007-11-13 Thread Ben Scott 
On Nov 13, 2007 5:07 PM, Ted Roche [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 And what's ISDN? I Still Don't No.

  It Still Does Nothing and/or I Smell Dollars Now are my personal
favorites.

  Hmmm, what could FiOS stand for?  Fictional Introduction Of
Service?  From Incumbent Oligopolist Swindle?

  Comcast is harder.  More letters.  Can Only Moan, Complain And
Snivel Today?  Constantly Obtains My Cash; Actual Service Terrible?
 Ohh, how about: COMmonly CAStrates Torrents?

  Any more?  Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

-- Ben
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Re: [OT][HUMOR] A plague of funny acronyms (was: A plague of daemons...)

2007-11-13 Thread VirginSnow 
 Date: Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:17:59 -0500
 From: Ben Scott [EMAIL PROTECTED]

   Comcast is harder.  More letters.  Can Only Moan, Complain And
 Snivel Today?  Constantly Obtains My Cash; Actual Service Terrible?
  Ohh, how about: COMmonly CAStrates Torrents?
 
   Any more?  Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Heh.  You don't know _how_ tempting it is to whip-up a DCG in Prolog,
plug in POS word lists, and see what it comes up with. :) I will
resist... I will resist.
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