Charges (Bribe).
Peon's :
Need your birth certificate? leave your details on a piece of paper and come
back
tomorrow/MONDAY. Or give Rs.100 and take it within an hour.
Lower/Upper Division Clerk:
..seen reading newspaper or chatting with other colleagues or on the phone
(personal) for hours.
Look we are very busy these days, huge backlog to clear, you come after 2
weeks.
...Please, I pay Rs.1000 for 'cha-panni'?
..Ok, I see, what I can do for you, come after some time.
Sarpanch:
Sarpanch bab, please help me with my new house which was built without proper
plans.
..Give Rs.5000 (10,000 for NRIs) and I will take care of it 'Tum susegad rau'.
Minister:
Please clear or approve my building project file. I give you Rs.25,000.
..Kitem re ? Tum maka chonne dita so dista mure..
The would be minister like Babush/Monserate has..
4 lakhs in cash
34 lakhs in Bank deposits/shares etc
14 lakhs in Gold Ornament
84 lakhs Advances (given)
16 Nos. Kinetic Scooters
5 nos other motor cycles
7 Nos Posh cars
10 Nos. shops (Rs.45 lakhs)
11 Nos. Flats/Bungalows (including one in Bangalore)
2 Nos. Plots (19 lakhs)
Above is as per declaration at the time of filing the nomination papers
(candidate
for Taligao constituency)
Real value could be 10 times more.
Rs.25,000 would be rally like 'Chonne' to the ministers like him.
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Please do not vote for any one but vote for JoeGoaUk. He really needs to make
huge/quick money to buy himself a big bungalow at Dona Paula (only Rs.80
lakhs), Two
new cars Scorpio and the latest from maruti (Rs.20 lakhs), 32 Kinetic Scooters
to
distribute to his blood sucking friends (15 lakhs) Diamond jewelry set to his
european wife (10 lakhs). Let him be a minister just for 6 months and then he
will
resign, new elections, let some one else make money too. This way, election
every
six months i.e. give chance to every one to be a minister and to make quick
money.
See, he really cares about you all.
Remember, on 2nd June, Vote for JoeGoaUk (independent- can support any party)
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