[Goanet] Chicken soup in Anjuna
Date: Sun, 19 Apr 2009 18:45:14 -0700 (PDT) From: georgejpi...@yahoo.com Given this is Goa and nothing is straight-forward, we have to test again, next time in South Goa. After the elections, we plan to visit Quepem and try our allopathic, homeopathic, ayurvedic chicken-soup experiments, assuming there are any chickens left. Mario adds: This is a good lesson for Rita, Maurice, Fr. Ivo and especially Gilbert. See how easy it is to test ayurveda and the little pink sugar pills? Yet, no one who sells these wants to take the trouble, ...er, risk. Now George has stepped into the breach for the benefit of all mankind. This is how far Sudharop is willing to go in their quest to help humanity. Once George is done with his tests we will all know for sure. I hope he is using Santosh as an adviser to organize these important tests. That way Santosh will be saved the trouble of dealing with all those pesky Goanetters who will believe anything as long as it is not developed in the west. Of course, as everyone knows, anything developed by the big American pharmaceutical companies is especially designed to kill people, very slowly, right after they have taken all their money. My only suggestion to George is he add massage therapy, aromatherapy, yoga, transcendental meditation and feni to his list to see if those work any better than chicken soup. That way he can also have some fun along the way:-)) Date: Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:55:06 -0700 (PDT) From: Mervyn Lobo mervynal...@yahoo.ca It is funny (to me) to find out that there are Goan doctors who will even contemplate 'chicken soup' as medication. Mario adds: C'mon, Mervyn, give me a break. This shows you know as much about chicken soup as about gold or the USA or the stock market or Somali pirates:-)) If you knew anything about the stock market you would know that Gilbert is one of the biggest stockholders in Campbell's Soup and is also the guy who writes all those Chicken Soup for the... books which have made him a gazillionaire:-)) All his patients are fed chicken soup for three days before he examines them: )) Memo to self: Check if George owns as many shares in Campbell's Soup as Gilbert does:-)) Anyone who has had a Grandmother living with them knows that chicken soup works so well that George decided to only test different types of chicken soup. Even Somali pirates drink chicken soup before going out to pillage and kill. And when it doesn't work at least you die happy that you listened to Granny and are on your way to joining her:-))
Re: [Goanet] Chicken soup in Anjuna
Sorry Maria, you are way off ... yet again. I have a clothes washer that uses silver nano particles to disinfect clothes, without needing detergent or hot water. I think in Mervyn's case, it would have to be gold dust. As Mervyn has educated us on this forum, gold is the magical elixir for lot of problems :-) Marlon Date: Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:55:06 -0700 (PDT) From: Mervyn Lobo mervynal...@yahoo.ca It is funny (to me) to find out that there are Goan doctors who will even contemplate 'chicken soup' as medication. Mario adds: C'mon, Mervyn, give me a break. This shows you know as much about chicken soup as about gold or the USA or the stock market or Somali pirates:-)) If you knew anything about the stock market you would know that Gilbert is one of the biggest stockholders in Campbell's Soup and is also the guy who writes all those Chicken Soup for the... books which have made him a gazillionaire:-)) All his patients are fed chicken soup for three days before he examines them: ))
Re: [Goanet] Chicken soup in Anjuna
marlon menezes wrote: I have a clothes washer that uses silver nano particles to disinfect clothes, without needing detergent or hot water. I think in Mervyn's case, it would have to be gold dust. As Mervyn has educated us on this forum, gold is the magical elixir for lot of problems :-) Marlon, Another good use for silver is to coat endotracheal tubes to prevent bacterial colonization and biofilm formation in pneumonia cases. Since gold falls into the same category as chicken soup when it comes to medical treatment, I use my gold only to pay for the treatment. I have no objections to anyone using gold as the treatment :-) Mervyn1650Lobo __ The new Internet Explorer® 8 - Faster, safer, easier. Optimized for Yahoo! Get it Now for Free! at http://downloads.yahoo.com/ca/internetexplorer/
[Goanet] Chicken soup in Anjuna
To test the theory of allopathic and alternative medicines I went to Anjuna this morning. Mr. Lobo just passed away yesterday and so we administered a variety of allopathic drugs with chicken soup to try and revive him. A lot of drugs supplied by the greedy big-pharma companies were tried. We even gave him drugs for diseases he did not have or die of, in the hope something would work. No luck, nothing worked. Dead as a doornail. Then we gave him homeopathic chicken soup. He stirred. Either that or the big trucks illegally scooping sand from Anjuna beach caused the earth to move and so did Mr. Lobo. Next we gave him ayurvedic chicken soup and he awoke (I am not kidding) and said he wanted to clarify that his ex-sister-in-law Mrs. D'Souza gets no property from his will. Unfortunately, Mrs. D'Souza was standing next to him and slapped him hard and he died again. Moral of the story: if you are going to have ayurvedic chicken soup and come back from the dead, do not have a disgruntled ex-relative around. Given this is Goa and nothing is straight-forward, we have to test again, next time in South Goa. After the elections, we plan to visit Quepem and try our allopathic, homeopathic, ayurvedic chicken-soup experiments, assuming there are any chickens left. Possibly our 'fowl' political candidates might have given all the chickens away as voter gifts (bribes) in the Lok Sabha elections. So now you know the truth. George
