Re: [Goanet] Goa For sale Advertisement **saving Goa**

2010-03-12 Thread Pandu Lampiao
I say  real nice. I say make it quick, lets be done with the sale of Goa.

Please forward the spam to 20 other folks like a cha*n letter.Whats
wrong with selling. Price of property in Mississauga is cheaper than
some hot villages, like Moira, Aldona, Assagao, Raia, Benaulim no.
Everything is 80 L or above. Can you afford? You could try smug*ling
but you need to invest in a boat for dat!  If you have it (property),
isn't it better to sell and move some place else,like Sawantwadi? Make
some jambul wine and grow chickens!

Like the saffron clad former CM prophetically said, Goichis would be
living in the slums. They are. Come visit Zuarinagar or Shanti Nagar,
as you are going towards Velsao (old road), to your left Concani
works there, ain't going to work in Dona Paula I would think? Then if
you still in your senses (that place sti*ks), swing left at the
junction, to Titan, then head towards Margao from Kesarwaltake the
old road through Nagao, Verna (best time,evening). Stop at a tavern,
and order a shot of feniyour Cannad, Telegu or Bihari lessons may
come handy. That is your typical Goan village today!

Did you ask for this change? Do you want this change? Can you live
with this change? Its very late to ask these questions now.

Goi is too far gone down the slippery slide and there ain't the
minutest chance to save or attempt to save. Save what? Be realistic
now, have an urrak (you may not get it next season) and take a look
around, maybe ride the Kadamba to a few places, look and take a moment
to reflect. Do you think there is going to be an improvement? Dream
on, mostly about the old days, that may ease your blood pressure.

Then on another day (if you have the time, and have sufficiently
recovered from the urrak hangover- the urrak was spurious huh?), go to
a politicians house, and hang around, wait in a queue if you see one.
You'll be surprised. Please, please, don't wink at the politicians
wife, you may get __. When you see the politician, do touch
his feet, maybe bite off his toe (someone did this to a saint once, so
you may use that in your defence)..and then ask yourself.what
is this rascal capable of? Ofcourse remember, you are a bigger rascal
for voting him in, don't say that aloud- the neighbours may hear.

Just a small tit-bit.there are the Goichi rich (not involved
directly in politics) who have bought whole villages (all in one
district of another state) because they seem know there ain't any hope
and they think they have a pretty hot investment and a safe haven on
their hand (no I ain't saying where though).

Yo Mervyn, remember the doddering uncle with the walking stick who was
determined to save Calangute when he returned (he didn't say when)? Do
you think we should  send him some bus tickets and play his age as a
matka number?

For most Goichis, crowding round the matka outpost is the only hope to
a slightly decent life, of financial windfall, a drink of
urrak...maybe, the only hope at all.

*no personal e-mails plese, Thank you.*


[Goanet] Goa For sale Advertisement

2010-03-10 Thread Remy de Almeida
I got this in my inbox - a advertisment by some shark to sell me goa. What
got to me is the statement

"Goa Is a Money Generating Machine For Investor"

Below is the full advertisement as received

Thank you,
Remy


Hello, Sir/Madam
We are dealing property business in Goa. If You Are Interested To Invest
Your Money In GOA Real  Estate Market Then We Are Giving You 100%  Assurance
Your Money Will Be Double With In Two and Half Years.

"Goa Is a Money Generating Machine For Investor"


"Goaagar Is The Perfect Destination For Goa's Property Buyer" The Land Of
Paradise

Sir/Madam already we have lot’s of  real estate investor. They invest their
money  at the time of foundation less than from market price and they sell
their flat and property after two or two and half years and all they are
making profit 80% to 100% with in two and half years. We are ready to assist
you in finding a good projects and property in Goa-India.

If you want Purchase, Sale, Lease Any of This below List Please Contact Us.
1. Land selling.
2. Land Purchasing.
3. Flat Purchasing.
4. Flat Re-Selling.
5. Bunglow Purchasing.
6. Bunglow Re-Selling.
7. Row House Purchasing.
8. Row House Re-Selling.
9. Penthouse Purchasing.
10. Penthouse Re-Selling.
11. Shop Purchasing.
12. Shop Re-Selling.
13. Flat, Bungalow, Row house, Penthouse on lease
14.Office, Shop, on Long time Lease.


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