MY DEAR WORRIED BUDDIES PLS OBS: SEVERAL FRIENDS HAVE REPORTED ME THAT I HAVE BEEN UNKINDLY DEALT WITH IN BIRMIGHAM: HAVE NOT VISITED THAT TOWN SINCE THE DAYS OF ROBIN HOOD....
HOWEVER, A FEW DAYS AGO; SOMEONE TRIED TO SELL ME A JUMBO CRICKET TICKET TO WATCH INDIA PLAY THERE. IT TOOK ME NO TIME...EFFORT TO JUDGE THE PAPER-SCRAP TO BE TAINTED & MY DOUBLOONS ARE SAFE. I'AM IN NO GREATER DISTRESS THAN MY LATEST GAL PROVED TO BE A BOY...NO HARM DONE, AS NO ONE IS PERFECT AS JACK LENNON WAS FAMOUSLY INFORMED BY THE MILLIONAIRE.... NO RESCUE NEEDED....DESIRED....BUT THANKS A.T.S. CHACHA
