Re: [Goanet] Only in America

2014-01-22 Thread Albert Peres

Also proves, America is the land of Liberty and Free Will.

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-- roland.francis roland.francis at ymail.com wrote ---
Tue Jan 21 16:03:54 PST 2014

Only in America does a fast-food restaurant proudly call itself the Heart 
Attack Grill with a menu befitting its name and have a diner actually have a 
heart attack in it.

Pity the skimpily dressed nurses couldn't help.

Proves once again that most of the world's nut jobs are usually found in the 
USofA.

Roland.






[Goanet] Only in America

2014-01-21 Thread roland.francis
Only in America does a fast-food restaurant proudly call itself the Heart 
Attack Grill with a menu befitting its name and have a diner actually have a 
heart attack in it.

Pity the skimpily dressed nurses couldn't help.

Proves once again that most of the world's nut jobs are usually found in the 
USofA.

http://www.mid-day.com/articles/man-suffers-heart-attack-at-heart-attack-grill/155214

Roland.



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Re: [Goanet] Only in America

2010-01-16 Thread Mario Goveia
Mario wrote:

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1. A JOB, 2. A DRIVERS
LICENSE, 3. SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4. WELFARE, 5. FOOD STAMPS, 6. CREDIT
CARDS, 7. SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8. FREE EDUCATION, 9.
FREE HEALTH CARE, 10. A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11. BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF 
PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12. THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S 
FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT 13. A LAWYER TO DEFEND 
YOU AT NO COST TO YOU 14. AND, IN SOME INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE. I JUST WANTED 
TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE UNDERSTOOD WHAT AMERICA IS LIKE:-))

Date: Fri, 15 Jan 2010 14:21:40 +0530
From: Tony de Sa tonyde...@gmail.com

Great for the carpet beggars (pun intended). Make hay while the eclipse
shines. Lage rahe do Mario Bhai

Mario responds:

Hey, Tony, You are very welcome.  Perhaps if you take advantage of these 
facilities yourself you may forget the John Wayne movies and Pravda reports you 
have been citing, and pick up some ideas that you can use in Goa:-))





Re: [Goanet] Only in America

2010-01-15 Thread Tony de Sa
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1. A JOB, 2. A DRIVERS
LICENSE, 3. SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4. WELFARE, 5. FOOD STAMPS, 6. CREDIT
CARDS, 7. SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8. FREE EDUCATION, 9.
FREE HEALTH CARE, 10. A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 11. BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH
OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 12. THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR
COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT 13. A
LAWYER TO DEFEND YOU AT NO COST TO YOU14. AND, IN SOME INSTANCES, YOU CAN
VOTE. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE UNDERSTOOD WHAT AMERICA IS
LIKE:-))


Great for the carpet beggars (pun intended). Make hay while the eclipse
shines. Lage rahe do Mario Bhai

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[Goanet] Only in America

2010-01-13 Thread Mario Goveia
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM 
AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR 
FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL 
PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GO TO FEDERAL PRISON FOR TWO 
YEARS.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 

1. A JOB, 

2. A DRIVERS LICENSE, 

3. SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 

4. WELFARE, 

5. FOOD STAMPS, 

6. CREDIT CARDS, 

7. SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 

8. FREE EDUCATION, 

9. FREE HEALTH CARE, 

10. A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 

11. BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 

12. THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET 
ENOUGH RESPECT 

13. A LAWYER TO DEFEND YOU AT NO COST TO YOU

14. AND, IN SOME INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE. 

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE UNDERSTOOD WHAT AMERICA IS LIKE:-))


[Goanet] Only in America

2010-01-13 Thread Bernado Colaco
IF YOU CROSS INTO GOA BORDER YOU GET A RATION CARD AND ARE ALLOWED TO 'P' AND 
'SHITE' WHEREVER YOU WANT!
 
BC
 
 
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET