I AM…..
 
Joaodecided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the 
Trucking Company responsible for the accident to court. 
In court the Trucking Company's lawyer (Adv. Borges) was questioning Joao:- 
 
Adv. Borges: Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I am fine’? 

Joao: (responded) Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my 
favourite Horse (Ostad) into the...

Adv. Borges: (interrupted) I did not ask for any details, just answer the 
question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I am fine!'.

Joao: Well, I had just got Ostadinto my half-lorry and I was driving to..." 

Adv. Borges: (interrupted again) Me Lord, I am trying to establish the fact 
that, at the scene of the accident, this man (Joao) told the Police officer on 
the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying 
to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the 
question.

By this time the Judgewas fairly interested in Joao's answer and said to Adv. 
Borges:
 
Judge: I would like to hear what Joaohas to say.

Joaothanked the Judgeand proceeded:
 
Joao: Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Ostadinto my half-lorry and was 
driving towards my farmhouse when this huge loaded truck ran the stop sign and 
smacked my half-lorry right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and 
Ostadwas thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and cannot move. 
However, I could hear Ostadmoaning and groaning. I knew he was in terrible 
pains.
 
Policeman: Your horse was in such bad shape, I had to shoot him. How are you 
feeling?

Joao: At that moment although I was in unbearable pain, but if I had to tell 
that the Policeman, he would have killed me too. So that’s why I said “I AM 
FINE”.
 
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.
Shortly after the accident a Policemancame on the scene. He could hear Ostad 
moaning and groaning, so he went over to him. He took out his gun and shot him 
between the eyes. Then the Policemanwith his gun in his hand came to me and 
said:

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