Re: [GM2020] Problems with my new computer

2008-06-20 Terurut Topik Mukti Syarif Rivai
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I really confussing, when i try to push "HELP". No body comes to help me.. 
:)
I think better to have Macrohard than micro and soft. hi...hi

  - Original Message - 
  From: BigStone Kid 
  To: gorontalomaju2020@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Friday, June 20, 2008 5:43 PM
  Subject: [GM2020] Problems with my new computer


  Sumber okezone.com

  Dear Mr Bill Gates,

  We have bought a computer for our home and we have
  found some problems, which I want to bring to your
  notice

  1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop'
  button. We request you to check this.

  2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. We request you
  to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by
  sitting.

  3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available
  in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter
  at home.

  4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working
  properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot
  trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable
  to trace. Please rectify this problem.

  5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to
  learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide
  that?

  6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but
  there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer'; when
  you will provide the remaining items?

  7. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures'
  but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when
  will you keep my photo in that.

  8. There is 'Microsoft Office' what about 'Microsoft
  Home'? since I use the PC at home only.

  9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will
  provide 'My Past Documents'?

  10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God Sake!
  Please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not
  want to let my wife know where I go after my office
  hours.

  Regards,
  Banta Singh

  Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
  Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are
  selling WINDOWS?

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[GM2020] Problems with my new computer

2008-06-20 Terurut Topik BigStone Kid
Sumber okezone.com

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have
found some problems, which I want to bring to your
notice

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop'
button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. We request you
to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by
sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available
in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter
at home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working
properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot
trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable
to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to
learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide
that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but
there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer'; when
you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures'
but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when
will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'Microsoft Office' what about 'Microsoft
Home'? since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will
provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God Sake!
Please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not
want to let my wife know where I go after my office
hours.

Regards,
Banta Singh

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are
selling WINDOWS?


  Yahoo! Toolbar kini dilengkapi dengan Search Assist. Download sekarang 
juga.
http://id.toolbar.yahoo.com/