Re: IT jobs in Switzerland OFF TOPIC JOKE

2021-09-24 Thread Jonathan McHugh
(I got this mail from other channels, bleurgh...).

Zig, Switzerland would be more cool.

CVs are only accepted in APL format.


Jonathan McHugh
indieterminacy@libre.brussels

September 24, 2021 5:22 PM, "Joshua Branson"  wrote:

> Gábor Boskovits  writes:
> 
>> Hello guix,
>> 
>> The firm where I am working now is hiring.
>> 
>> Location: Zug, Switzerland. People willing to work in office will be 
>> preferred. The firm helps with
>> relocation if needed.
>> 
>> Profile: HFT crypto startup
>> 
>> Codebase: c++, python
>> Tooling: k8s, gitlab
> 
> I'm an expert ping pong player, and master mattress tester. You may
> have heard of me. I should warn you...I am expensive to hire. :)
> 
>> Positions: quantitative trader, quantitative researcher, c++ developer, 
>> devops
>> 
>> Experience with AWS is a plus.
>> 
>> If someone is willing to give this a try, please come back to me and I can 
>> provide more details.
>> 
>> Regards,
>> g_bor
> 
> P.S. I'm just kidding this job description is a little beyong me, but
> best of luck recruiting talented people!
> 
> --
> Joshua Branson (jab in #guix)
> Sent from Emacs and Gnus
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> "You can have whatever you want, as long as you help
> enough other people get what they want." - Zig Ziglar



Re: IT jobs in Switzerland OFF TOPIC JOKE

2021-09-24 Thread Joshua Branson
Gábor Boskovits  writes:

> Hello guix,
>
> The firm where I am working now is hiring.
>
> Location: Zug, Switzerland. People willing to work in office will be 
> preferred. The firm helps with relocation if needed.
>
> Profile: HFT crypto startup
>
> Codebase: c++, python
> Tooling: k8s, gitlab

I'm an expert ping pong player, and master mattress tester.  You may
have heard of me.  I should warn you...I am expensive to hire.  :)

>
> Positions: quantitative trader, quantitative researcher, c++ developer, devops
>
> Experience with AWS is a plus.
>
> If someone is willing to give this a try, please come back to me and I can 
> provide more details.
>
> Regards,
> g_bor
>

P.S.  I'm just kidding this job description is a little beyong me, but
best of luck recruiting talented people!

-- 
Joshua Branson (jab in #guix)
Sent from Emacs and Gnus
  https://gnucode.me
  https://video.hardlimit.com/accounts/joshua_branson/video-channels
  https://propernaming.org
  "You can have whatever you want, as long as you help
enough other people get what they want." - Zig Ziglar