Re: [Hardhats-members] open source rap lyrics-VistA

2006-07-12 Thread Kevin Toppenberg
I can see it now.  At the next VistA conference, we'll have a disco
ball, and dual turntables for Matthew to spin!

LOL!

Great work!

Kevin


On 7/11/06, Nancy Anthracite [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Lord, it is confirmed. We have another quirky doctor in the group.

 You are right where you belong, Matthew!

 On Tuesday 11 July 2006 19:12, Matthew King wrote:
 Here's why I'm a doctor and not a song writer. I'm hoping someone else
 will contribute a few stanzas maybe about the early days, etc :-)



 The VistA Story



 So then I said Hey Mista!

 Tell me what's the deal with VistA?

 Where can I find the story

 That outlines all it's glory?



 He looked at me real funny

 Like I'm just some kind of dummy



 But he said it plain and clear

 And when the words came to my ear

 I knew you only understand it

 When you write your code around it.



 Because the story's in the code  ;chorus

 It's what you find between the nodes

 When the ancient globals sing

 To your coded new routines

 As you call down through the layers

 You remember all the players

 All the packages unique

 But together when they speak

 And that's how they tell the story

 Of VistA and it's glory.



 They say the power's down

 Across every little town

 The situation's dire

 There's a hurricane and fires



 How can the crews receive

 All the injured and the grieved?



 Do I hear someone scream Hack?  ; see DSL::VistA
 usr/local/FOIAVistA/vista_cprs file

 As I reach into my pack

 And I boot Bhaskar's CD

 For VistA instantly



 Now a laptop servers running;VistA can and should be
 modified for emergency

 For the little thumb drives humming;response

 With the Delphi-written GUIs;docs bring laptops, hand
 out thumb drives

 In the stadiums and movies

 And countless lives are saved

 By disks that Bhaskar made



 This code is not class one  ;The VA model is not
 perfection through

 We will never get it done   ;stated, static goals,
 but keeps pace with clinical changes

 The references are dangling   ;through iteration and
 user interaction

 'Cuz programmer mode is mangling

 As it kills data direct hit

 So now Fileman won't index it



 But our doctors need it now

 We need to get it done somehow

 So let's send it and then fix it

 Before Woodhouse even gets it ;he hates those
 direct calls...

 Just send it to New Orleans

 And we'll patch it in the mornin'





 matt

 --
 Nancy Anthracite


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[Hardhats-members] open source rap lyrics-VistA

2006-07-11 Thread Matthew King








Heres why Im a doctor and not a song writer. Im
hoping someone else will contribute a few stanzas maybe about the early days,
etc J 



The VistA
Story



So then I said Hey Mista!

Tell me what's the deal
with VistA?

Where can I find the story

That outlines all it's
glory?



He looked at me real
funny

Like I'm just some kind
of dummy



But he said it plain and
clear

And when the words came
to my ear

I knew you only
understand it

When you write your code
around it.



Because the story's in
the code ;chorus


Its what you find
between the nodes

When the ancient globals
sing

To your coded new
routines

As you call down through
the layers

You remember all the
players

All the packages unique

But together when they
speak

And that's how they tell
the story

Of VistA
and it's glory.



They say the power's down

Across every little town

The situation's dire

Theres a hurricane
and fires



How can the crews receive


All the injured and the
grieved?



Do I hear someone scream
Hack? ; see DSL::VistA usr/local/FOIAVistA/vista_cprs
file 

As I reach into my pack

And I boot Bhaskar's CD

For VistA
instantly



Now a laptop servers
running  ;VistA
can and should be modified for emergency

For the little thumb
drives humming  ;response

With the Delphi-written GUIs
 ;docs
bring laptops, hand out thumb drives

In the stadiums and
movies

And countless lives are
saved

By disks that Bhaskar
made



This code is not class
one   ;The
VA model is not perfection through

We will never get it done
  ;stated,
static goals, but keeps pace with clinical changes

The references are
dangling   ;through
iteration and user interaction

'Cuz programmer mode is
mangling

As it kills data direct
hit

So now Fileman won't
index it



But our doctors need it
now

We need to get it done
somehow

So let's send it and then
fix it

Before Woodhouse even
gets it  ;he
hates those direct calls... 

Just send it to New
  Orleans

And we'll patch it in the
mornin'





matt









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Re: [Hardhats-members] open source rap lyrics-VistA

2006-07-11 Thread Greg Woodhouse
Hey, that's pretty good!

If it were a different type of song, I'd say you needed some Do Dot
singers, but maybe you'll have to make do with a 

G START

or even a

S $ETRAP=OUTA^HERE

--- Matthew King [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Here's why I'm a doctor and not a song writer. I'm hoping someone
 else
 will contribute a few stanzas maybe about the early days, etc :-) 
 
  
 
 The VistA Story
 
  
 
 So then I said Hey Mista!
 
 Tell me what's the deal with VistA?
 
 Where can I find the story
 
 That outlines all it's glory?
 
  
 
 He looked at me real funny
 
 Like I'm just some kind of dummy
 
  
 
 But he said it plain and clear
 
 And when the words came to my ear
 
 I knew you only understand it
 
 When you write your code around it.
 
  
 
 Because the story's in the code  ;chorus 
 
 It's what you find between the nodes
 
 When the ancient globals sing
 
 To your coded new routines
 
 As you call down through the layers
 
 You remember all the players
 
 All the packages unique
 
 But together when they speak
 
 And that's how they tell the story
 
 Of VistA and it's glory.
 
  
 
 They say the power's down
 
 Across every little town
 
 The situation's dire
 
 There's a hurricane and fires
 
  
 
 How can the crews receive 
 
 All the injured and the grieved?
 
  
 
 Do I hear someone scream Hack?  ; see DSL::VistA
 usr/local/FOIAVistA/vista_cprs file 
 
 As I reach into my pack
 
 And I boot Bhaskar's CD
 
 For VistA instantly
 
  
 
 Now a laptop servers running;VistA can and should be
 modified for emergency
 
 For the little thumb drives humming;response
 
 With the Delphi-written GUIs;docs bring laptops, hand
 out thumb drives
 
 In the stadiums and movies
 
 And countless lives are saved
 
 By disks that Bhaskar made
 
  
 
 This code is not class one  ;The VA model is not
 perfection through
 
 We will never get it done   ;stated, static
 goals,
 but keeps pace with clinical changes
 
 The references are dangling   ;through iteration and
 user interaction
 
 'Cuz programmer mode is mangling
 
 As it kills data direct hit
 
 So now Fileman won't index it
 
  
 
 But our doctors need it now
 
 We need to get it done somehow
 
 So let's send it and then fix it
 
 Before Woodhouse even gets it ;he hates those
 direct calls... 
 
 Just send it to New Orleans
 
 And we'll patch it in the mornin'
 
  
 
  
 
 matt
 
  
 
  

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Re: [Hardhats-members] open source rap lyrics-VistA

2006-07-11 Thread Nancy Anthracite
Lord, it is confirmed. We have another quirky doctor in the group.  

You are right where you belong, Matthew!

On Tuesday 11 July 2006 19:12, Matthew King wrote:
Here's why I'm a doctor and not a song writer. I'm hoping someone else
will contribute a few stanzas maybe about the early days, etc :-)



The VistA Story



So then I said Hey Mista!

Tell me what's the deal with VistA?

Where can I find the story

That outlines all it's glory?



He looked at me real funny

Like I'm just some kind of dummy



But he said it plain and clear

And when the words came to my ear

I knew you only understand it

When you write your code around it.



Because the story's in the code  ;chorus

It's what you find between the nodes

When the ancient globals sing

To your coded new routines

As you call down through the layers

You remember all the players

All the packages unique

But together when they speak

And that's how they tell the story

Of VistA and it's glory.



They say the power's down

Across every little town

The situation's dire

There's a hurricane and fires



How can the crews receive

All the injured and the grieved?



Do I hear someone scream Hack?  ; see DSL::VistA
usr/local/FOIAVistA/vista_cprs file

As I reach into my pack

And I boot Bhaskar's CD

For VistA instantly



Now a laptop servers running;VistA can and should be
modified for emergency

For the little thumb drives humming;response

With the Delphi-written GUIs;docs bring laptops, hand
out thumb drives

In the stadiums and movies

And countless lives are saved

By disks that Bhaskar made



This code is not class one  ;The VA model is not
perfection through

We will never get it done   ;stated, static goals,
but keeps pace with clinical changes

The references are dangling   ;through iteration and
user interaction

'Cuz programmer mode is mangling

As it kills data direct hit

So now Fileman won't index it



But our doctors need it now

We need to get it done somehow

So let's send it and then fix it

Before Woodhouse even gets it ;he hates those
direct calls...

Just send it to New Orleans

And we'll patch it in the mornin'





matt

-- 
Nancy Anthracite


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