Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist wrote to me, Valerie,
"Double-High-C-in-37-Weeks," Wells:
"the CRO MAGNON was the first to blow an animal horn and that when the
NEANDERTHAL saw this, he picked up his stick and started to wave it as he
still does to this very day, as it is so easy, even a cave-man can do
it!!!!"
Ok, Ok, I know when I've been licked. I hang my head, not in shame, but in
humble reverancial deference to a superior intellect and hereby
acknowledge:
I STAND CORRECTED.
(Noble little me.)
Valerie, burnt out nurse & meekest come back horn player on the planet since
the ideas of Grunt, the Cro Magnon who invented the roll-in maneuver, got
ripped off by his Neanderthal cousin, Bam Bam, who plagerized Grunt's ideas
in the landmark publication, "Home on The Range Development and 101 Uses for
Mammoth Dung." The world is cruel place for the sensitive artist.
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