> So, anyone else out there with more stories?

Here's good one, and though I was only a spectator, I was--as 1st horn--waiting 
to bring
my section into battle, making me a most interested, as well as "involved," 
spectator. As
you read this, give thanks that not everyone around you has perfect pitch while
simultaneously offering double thanks that at least SOME do.

There is a compendium of orchestra/choir pieces that were originally--and
separately--written to honor fallen cancer victims.  It's called, "Sing For The 
Cure," and
it's often used as a fund-raiser concert for the Susan G Komen (pardon if my 
spelling of
her name is wrong) Foundation. I've performed it twice, and it's likely that 
many of you
have done likewise in your own region.

Well, there is a somewhat-scary part where a trio of ladies must enter into a 
cascading
downward pattern, preceded only by the last notes of the cellos (in a foreign 
key), and
then a few seconds of silence. The soprano has to come in on (I'm going to 
guess here) a
top-staff F# after last having heard only a low Bb from the cello section, and 
that note
having been preceded by several seconds of silence. After the cascading trio 
entrance, the
piano enters in the new key that was established (we hope) by the trio. As you 
may have
guessed, in rehearsals the soprano nailed it EVERY TIME, and the two lower 
voices that
followed her entrance based their pitch, of course, relative to hers. Then came 
the
concert.

I sat in the section, ready to follow the piano in after trio. The cellos died 
away, then
silence, then the soprano entered... about a major 2nd low! The other two 
ladies, of
course, entered in this "new" key established by our, to date, unsuspecting 
soprano. My
wife (2nd horn) turned slowly toward me as a chill spread across the entire 
orchestra.
Everything was okay for the moment, but within the next 6-bars or so the piano 
was going
to come in and, when he did, it was going to a sobering moment of payback for 
the horrible
aural train wreck that was unfolding--in achingly slow-motion--right before our 
collective
ears. It was only my devotion to duty and my horn colleagues that I remained in 
my seat!
Then the pianist's hands raised in preparation of the inevitable...

But then something magic happened: The piano entered in IN THE SAME WRONG KEY 
AS THE
SOPRANO STARTED, waited for their note to die, and then deftly
modulated--extemporaneously--into the proper key so we horns could enter, 
shaken but not
stirred. What a night!

In case you should think I'm embellishing, I'm willing to name names. The 
brilliant
pianist's name is E. Lane Moore, and he is a high-school chorus director near 
here. In
addition to being one the finest musicians I've ever worked with (and there 
have been
some), he also gets my personal lifetime achievement award in the category of, 
"Best
Extemporaneous Victory Pulled Kicking And Screaming From The Jaws Of Certain 
Defeat And
Abject Failure."

Now if I can only find a large-enough trophy for the inscription!

jrc in SC

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