Dear Prof.
I did not know that Schoenbach in Bohemia belongs to
Austria, nor would Osmanek be a typical Austrian name.
No joke now: these kind of horns were mass produced in
Schoenbach near Graslitz/Graslice got the nickel silver
name plate of the dealers. They were band horns or for the
military. Graslitz Schoenbach are just accross the border
from Markneukirchen Klingenthal in Germany, with their
famous Knopf Hoyer brand.
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Subject: [Hornlist] Austrian Company Unveils New Horn!!!
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