I see the good Professor has been doing some gigs with the Smirnoff bottle at
his side...I understand it's totally necessary if one's Horn Quartet is playing
outside of a grocery store assisting the Salvation Army bell ringer with
playing Carol of the Bells. Of course, that is after the Quartet plays Let Me
Blow...A good bottle of 100 proof anti-freeze will keep the ole' Kruspe's
valves from a freezin' as well as the Good Professor.
Happy CLAMSAA to All...May all your Xmas Eve gigs go nary without a clam.
Walt Lewis
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Now, as you all of knowings have, is the renewals of
the seasonings of
holidays, and yet, again, we are also making celebrations of our own, as well
as
the others, so I am proclaimings now making, that CLAMSAA is officially
beginning, well actually, one really just makes the runnings into the next,
and,
here is our new song, or CLAMTHEM so please make it's singings to the tune of
Let it Snow.
LET ME BLOW
Oh, the concert I played was frightful,
It should have been delightful.
On the stage behind my stand,
I made clam, after clam, after clam.
It started with a no-speaky,
And that was somewhat freaky.
Then a Schpleah followed that,
Then Schpladat, Schpladatdat, Schpladatdat!
And by the time I played my solo,
My mind was going loco.
Schplooee-ee, Schplooee-ah, Schplooee-oh,
Clamming notes from above and below!
When I got to the finale,
I almost had a rally.
But my lip would not attack,
Only frack, after frack, after frack!
Copywrong: 2007
Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist
Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber, Schplittenotendorf am
Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.)
Solo Horn, Bad Corner Brass Quintet
Hornist, Broken Winds WW Quintet
Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn Quartet
Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum and
Bugle Corps, The Phantom Lane Changers (summer only)
Hornist as Needed, L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes
Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di Feces
Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte
Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2
Community College, Exit 2, NJ (Ret.)
Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn, Pest Control and Home
Petroleum Studies, Northern New Hampshire Technical Institute, Bad Corner, NH
Author, The Kopprasch Connection, Kopprasch for Fun and Profit,
Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In? Hooked on Hornonics,
What
If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or Conn Pan American
Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze and Porn? and
The
DaVinci Clam: Was Kopprasch Really Godâs Other Son?
Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Preservation
and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System
Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous
Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult
Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch
Public Radio (KPR)
Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR
Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you need!
Owner-Operator, Bad Corner Petroleum Laboratory, The Worlds Largest Valve
Oil Factory
Founder and Disseminator of CLAMSAA, the Universal Holiday for Horn Players
Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of Record
Exclusive Amborg, Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone and Conn
Artist Who Does Not Get His Horns For Free
Phone: yes
Fax: old, doesnât work any more
E-mail: yes
Web Site: sort of
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