Wilfred wimpered:

Thinking  them to be totally usless, the engineer put the mandrels in a 
lathe, smoothed  them down to an even taper, and used them for some type of 
project.  Thus  the French Besson sound was lost to the world.
Now, is this the same Army Engineer who designed the levees around New  
Orleans and I want you to also have the knowings and informations that the  
International Besson Society (IBS) voted unanimously at their first meeting  to 
drop 
the prefix "French" from the name Besson and that is the real reason  they 
were lost to the world.
 
Kindestest of Greetonings and Mostestest of Whateverifications,

 
Prof. I. M.  Gestopftmitscheist
Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber,  Schplittenotendorf am 
Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.)
Solo  Horn, Bad Corner Brass Quintet
Hornist, Broken Winds WW  Quintet
Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn  Quartet
Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum  and 
Bugle Corps, "The Phantom Lane Changers" (summer only)
Hornist as Needed,  L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes
Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di  Feces
Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte
Adjunct,  Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2 
Community  College, Exit 2, NJ (Ret.)
Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn,  Pest Control and Home 
Petroleum Studies, Northern New Hampshire Technical  Institute, Bad Corner, NH
Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for  Fun and Profit," 
"Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" "Hooked  on Hornonics," 
"What 
If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or Conn  Pan American 
Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze and  Porn?" and 
"The 
DaVinci Clam: "Why is Hubert a Saint and Kopprasch  ain't?"
Founder,  Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Preservation 
and  Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System
Founder and Guru  Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous
Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian  Kult
Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch  
Public Radio (KPR)
Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and All Kopprasch  Considered on KPR
Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you  need!
Owner-Operator, Bad Corner Petroleum Laboratory, "The Worlds Largest  Valve 
Oil Factory"
Founder and Disseminator of CLAMSAA, the Universal Holiday  for Horn Players
Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of  Record
Exclusive Amborg, Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone  and Conn 
Artist Who Does Not Get His Horns For Free
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E-mail
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"Cryogeny is no substitute for Kopprasch."
 
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