NOW, let us not have the forgettings that this is the second annual CLAMSAA
celebratings as I have made the creations of this holiday especially for us
horn players so that we can have our own holiday, just like everyone else, so
please, PLEASE be having the mostestest of assurings that you make the
singings and playings of our CLAMSAA CAROLINGS:
Clams from the 'Realms of Glory
Do You Clam What I Clam?
The First Clam
Here Clams Santa Claus
Clam on the House Top
For Unto Us a Clam is Given
Have Yourself a Merry Little Clam
Star of the Clam
Oh Little Clam of Bethlehem
I'm Dreaming of a White Clamsaa
Winter Wonder Clam
When a Clam is Born
Let it Clam, Let it Clam, Let it Clam
Jingle Clams
Hark, the Herald Angels Clam
God Clam Ye Merry, Gentlemen
Oh Clam All Ye Faithful
Frosty the Clam Man
Over the Hills and Through the Clams
Clam Away in a Manger
Oh Holy Clam
Rudolf the Clam Nosed Reindeer
We Three Kings of Clams Are
Here We Come A-Clamming
Oh Christmas Clam
Clam King Wenceslas
Clams Roasting on an Open Fire
Clam to the World
Little Drummer Clam
From Heaven Above Earth I Clam
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clam
The Christmas Clam
Ding Dong! Merrily Clam On!
Jingle Clam Rock
It Clammed Upon a Midnight Clear
Deck the Hall with Boughs of Clams
Clams We Have Heard on High
The Holly and the Clams
I'll be Home for Clamsaa
Silver Clams
Rocking Around the Christmas Clam
The Most Wonderful Clam of the Year
Clam Ride
Let There Be Clams on Earth
We Wish You a Merry Clamsaa
Silent Clam, Holy Clam
AND, lastest but not leastest:
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CLAMSAA
BY PROF. I.M. GESTOPFTMITSCHEIST
On the first day of Clamsaa, my true love gave to me,
A warm-up through every key.
On the second day of Clamsaa, my true love gave to me,
Two Kopprasch Books, and a warm-up through every key.
On the third day of Clamsaa, my true love gave to me,
Three section mates, two Kopprasch books,
and a warm-up through every key.
On the fourth day of Clamsaa, my true love gave to me,
Four Wagner Tuben, three section mates, two Kopprasch books,
and a warm-up through every key.
On the fifth day of Clamsaa, my true love gave to me,
FIVE ELKHART CONNS!
Four Wagner Tuben, three section mates, two Kopprasch books,
and a warm-up through every key.
On the sixth day of Clamsaa, my true love gave to me,
six natural horns,
FIVE ELKHART CONNS!
Four Wagner Tuben, three section mates, two Kopprasch books,
and a warm-up through every key.
On the seventh day of Clamsaa, my true love gave to me,
seven tubs of slide grease, six natural horns,
FIVE ELKHART CONNS!
Four Wagner Tuben, three section mates, two Kopprasch books,
and a warm-up through every key.
On the eighth day of Clamsaa, my true love gave to me,
eight quarts of valve oil, seven tubs of slide grease, six natural horns,
FIVE ELKHART CONNS!
Four Wagner Tuben, three section mates, two Kopprasch books,
and a warm-up through every key.
On the ninth day of Clamsaa, my true love gave to me,
nine different mutes, eight quarts of valve oil, seven tubs of slide
grease,
six natural horns,
FIVE ELKHART CONNS!
Four Wagner Tuben, three section mates, two Kopprasch books,
and a warm-up through every key.
On the tenth day of Clamsaa, my true love gave to me,
ten excerpt books, nine different mutes, eight quarts of valve oil, seven
tubs of slide grease, six natural horns,
FIVE ELKHART CONNS!
Four Wagner Tuben, three section mates, two Kopprasch books,
and a warm-up through every key.
On the eleventh day of Clamsaa, my true love gave to me,
eleven screw-rim mouthpieces, ten excerpt books, nine different mutes,
eight
quarts of valve oil, seven tubs of slide grease, six natural horns,
FIVE ELKHART CONNS!
Four Wagner Tuben, three section mates, two Kopprasch books,
and a warm-up through every key.
On the twelfth day of Clamsaa, my true love gave to me,
twelve tubes of Blistex, eleven screw-rim mouthpieces, ten excerpt books,
nine
different mutes, eight quarts of valve oil, seven tubs of slide grease, six
natural horns,
FIVE ELKHART CONNS!
Four Wagner Tuben, three section mates, two Kopprasch books,
and a warm-up through every key.
Copywrong, 2005, revised 2006.
Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist
Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber, Schplittenotendorf am
Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.)
Solo Horn, Bad Corner Brass Quintet
Hornist, Broken Winds WW Quintet
Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn Quartet
Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum and
Bugle Corps, "The Phantom Lane Changers" (summer only)
Hornist as Needed, L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes
Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di Feces
Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte
Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2
Community College, Exit 2, NJ (Ret.)
Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn, Pest Control and Home
Petroleum Studies, Northern New Hampshire Technical Institute, Bad Corner,
NH
Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for Fun and Profit,"
"Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" "Hooked on
Hornonics,"
"What If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or Conn Pan
American
Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze and Porn?"
and "The DaVinci Clam: Was Kopprasch God's Other Son?"
Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Preservation
and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System
Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous
Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult
Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch
Public Radio (KPR)
Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR
Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you need!
Owner-Operator, Bad Corner Petroleum Laboratory, " The Worlds Largest Valve
Oil Factory"
Founder and Disseminator of CLAMSAA, the International Holiday for Horn
Players
Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of Record
Exclusive Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone and Conn Artist Who
Does Not Get His Horns For Free
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