NOW, please be looking at my updated official web page:
 
_Click here: CLAMSAA, THE  INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY FOR HORN PLAYERS_ 
(http://www.horncamp.org/clamsaa.htm)  
 
Kindestest of Seasonings Greetonings and Mostestest of  Clamsaafications in 
the New Year!
 
Prof. I. M.  Gestopftmitscheist
Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber,  Schplittenotendorf am 
Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.)
Solo  Horn, Bad Corner Brass Quintet
Hornist, Broken Winds WW  Quintet
Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn  Quartet
Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum  and 
Bugle Corps, "The Phantom Lane Changers" (summer only)
Hornist as Needed,  L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes
Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di  Feces
Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte
Adjunct,  Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2 
Community  College, Exit 2, NJ (Ret.)
Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn,  Pest Control and Home 
Petroleum Studies, Northern New Hampshire Technical  Institute, Bad Corner, NH
Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for  Fun and Profit," 
"Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" "Hooked  on Hornonics," 
"What 
If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or Conn  Pan American 
Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze and  Porn?" and 
"The 
Da Vinci Clam: The Search for the Holy  Mouthpiece." 
Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the  Study, Preservation 
and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar  System
Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous
Grand Poobah  of the Koppraschian Kult
Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch  Channel (AKC), Kopprasch 
Public Radio (KPR)
Host of The Kopprasch Factor on  AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR
Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one  stop shop for all you need!
Owner-Operator, Bad Corner Petroleum Laboratory,  " The Worlds Largest Valve 
Oil Factory"
Founder and Disseminator of CLAMSAA,  the Universal Holiday for Horn Players
Interplanetarily Known Soloist and  Artist of Record
Exclusive Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone and  Conn Artist Who 
Does Not Get His Horns For Free
Phone: yes
Fax:  yes
E-mail: yes
Website: no
 
"Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the  
wisdom that Kopprasch can instill in us."
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