[EMAIL PROTECTED] (mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]) popinjays:
<< In response to the guy talking horn trash. >>
What makes you think I was talking to you, personally, and wanted a response
from anybody, no less you, and I am not a "guy" I AM A PROFESSOR?!
<< I know your extreme jealous rant about conductors was
tongue in cheek (or something special in your mouth
...HA LOL), but i doubt that helped anyone with their
decision on buying their next 9,000 USD WonderHorn. Or
did it? >>
NOW, I must make the mostestest of honest tellings to you that I am the
mostest of certainlies not jealous of conductors, plain and simple, as I just
always have been having the hads of a certain disgust at trying to make musics
working for bosses who are incompetent and unqualified to lead and I'm sure
someone of your mind set is probably sitting around trying to figure out how
you can ass kiss your way into your next gig or whatever and I really did not
have anything in my mouth, and certainly have never had the thing in my mouth
that you are alluding to and find so self congratulatingly funn, which is
quite contrary to what you have up your "nether throat" and please do tell me
about these "WonderHorns" and where I can get one and are they really worth
the
money?
<< Try these two subjects.
1.Maybe some advice on using the proper valve oil with
"Getting Ready Emotionally for Beeth 9th"?>>
I always make my playings of that piece true to the composers wishes by
using the natural horn, so I don't oil my valves at all but I always go into
the
concert "well oiled," anyways!
<< 2.Or, slide grease that works best in the palm of
your hand out in the woodshed, oh, I mean hotel room.
( if you need me to translate this one, let me know
off list, a common theme and problem for some
musicians).>>
Now, I really don't have the needings of your likeness to translate anything
for me but I will most certainly keep you in mind if I need a translator
when I am touring Iraq or Afganistan and now I am really beginning to have my
doubtings about you, seriously, as this is two sexual innuendi in the same
post.
<< I guess the argument made the the Original Poster was
not so boring after all, I thought is was boring at
first too oh my, how things change. >>
Well, now, having some lookings back at that, I saw no argument, only
opinion, and legally speaking, there is a difference, and please remember,
that
things only change when they want to, be them ideas or underwear.
<< enjoy, >>
Don't tell me what to do!!!
GFYS
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