Howard Mr. Details Sanner writes:
If she really were your true love, she'd have given you five
*Lawson* horns! VBG And it scans, too
Now, it is OK in my book for any lyrics you want to make insertings of, like
five Yamahas or five junk 6D's or five Mellophones or five natural
horns or five Schmid triples or five Kruspe wraps or five Geyer wraps
or
five Reynolds wraps, whatevers your chain makes yankings, but my true
love, a real stickler for details, too, just the math made doings and figured
this out: fifth day of Clamsaa = five horns + 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th,
12th days' worth of horns totals 40 horns, so where on God's bright green and
blue earth, or even in the known universe, are you going to get 40 Lawsons?!
Seasonings Greetonings Mostest of Happinesses of Bluebirds,
Copywrong, 2005, revised 2006, 2007
Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist
Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber, Schplittenotendorf am
Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.)
Solo Horn, Bad Corner Brass Quintet
Hornist, Broken Winds WW Quintet
Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn Quartet
Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum and
Bugle Corps, The Phantom Lane Changers (summer only)
Hornist as Needed, L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes
Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di Feces
Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte
Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2
Community College, Exit 2, NJ (Ret.)
Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn, Pest Control and Home
Petroleum Studies, Northern New Hampshire Technical Institute, Bad Corner, NH
Author, The Kopprasch Connection, Kopprasch for Fun and Profit,
Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In? Hooked on Hornonics,
What
If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or Conn Pan American
Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze and Porn? and
The
DaVinci Clam: Was Kopprasch Really God's Other Son?
Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Preservation
and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System
Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous
Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult
Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch
Public Radio (KPR)
Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR
Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you need!
Owner-Operator, Bad Corner Petroleum Laboratory, The Worlds Largest Valve
Oil Factory
Founder and Disseminator of CLAMSAA, the Universal Holiday for Horn Players
Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of Record
Exclusive Amborg, Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone and Conn
Artist Who Does Not Get His Horns For Free
Phone: yes, land line only, no cell
Fax: old, doesn’t work any more
E-mail: yes, but I have trouble remembering my password
Web Site: sort of
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