Lord help all of us if the Professor is a card carrying member of the
Reboobigan party! Palin is dumb enough on her own, the Professor would have to
spend too much time trying to teach her not to call it a French Horn. She
would want to campaign in Paris.
Walt Lewis
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-Original Message-
From: Fred fbau...@gmail.com
Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:34:29
To: The Horn Listhorn@music.memphis.edu
Subject: Re: [Hornlist] Re: Official Start of CLAMSSA?
Given the Professor's eBay win of the Senate seat, I am looking forward with
great anticipation to 2012, when hopefully we will have the Palin /
Gestopftmitsheist ticket as standard bearers of the Republican party. I
believe, in my heart, the Professor to be every bit as qualified to lead our
nation, in the event of unfortunate clammity befalling Ms. Palin, as Ms.
Palin herself !!! Here's to better times ahead!
Fred
On Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 6:28 AM, kendallbe...@aol.com wrote:
Dear Hornlorn,
I spoke to the Professor yesterday by short-wave radio as his phone is now
tapped by the FBI. He is in Illinois where he is changing his driver's
license (he's using the address of Geyer's old shop, now demolished and
replaced
with the 164 story office/residential tower housing the main offices of
the
Society for Tearing Down the Lights at Wrigley Field, a Chicago based non
profit) so that he can become the US Senator from that state, which he won
on Ebay
last week. That said, please remember that CLAMSSA is a perpetual
holiday, with no official start and no end to it. That is why it is
universal.
He knows that ALL of you observe it on a daily basis, whether you know it
or
not, both publicly and privately, and that is the true spirit of
CLAMSAA.
That said, the current holiday season is a good time to bring up the
subject,
as Scott mentions, to family members so that you can get the horn gift(s)
of
your desires, such as a fresh copy of Kopprasch No. 1 or a new quadruple
horn
or a copy of Dennis Brain's mouthpiece, or a lifetime prescription for
Inderal or Zoloft or Flomax or Pepto Bismal, or a case of Jack Daniels or
a
truckload of Coors Light, for example.
The Professor assured me that he will make his annual post(s) to the horn
lists with a reminder about CLAMSAA so that you can publicly show your
observances during the holiday concert and ballet season, even though there
is no
doubt that you will, anyway. He has the utmost confidence in all of
you!!!
Just so you know what you are doing, (and observing the holiday by the
book), please refer to his lecture in Denver
(_http://tinyurl.com/http-tinyurl-com-Clamology_ (
http://tinyurl.com/http-tinyurl-com-Clamology) ) if you have
not already done so.
Seasonings Greetonings and Mostest of Clamifications from an ice encrusted
and now treeless Bad Corner, NH!
KB
In a message dated 12/16/2008 7:11:54 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,
h...@yahoogroups.com writes:
Does any one know the official start of CLAMSSA this year? I suspect it
is
on a lunar calender, due to the tides, etc. Clamsgiving leftovers are
getting stale (Off-key with stuffy G and splooee, clamberry sauce, and
clamkin pie topped with whipped clam), and besides, due to the official
web
site, I have convinced my family that CLAMSSA is a gift giving opportunity
for the hornist in their life. Can anyone start us off with a rousing
chorus of Over the Mahler and through the Brahms, to the Mother-of-Clams*
I
Go?
Respectfully Submitted,
Scott Young
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