Words to live by, "8D's are outlawed, only outlaws will have 8D's."
-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, April 28, 2007 12:52 AM To: horn@music.memphis.edu Subject: [Hornlist] Outlaw This (was The preferred tone/sound these days?) Repp Ripped and Rapped: << In fact, my understanding is that 8Ds are "banned" in some orchestras. >> Now, it is the mostestest of understoods by me, many, many, many times, that in certain parts of our vast US of A, that some people are always having some half vast ideas, conceptuals, impressions, perceptions, pictures, thoughts, thinkings, insights, interpretations, interpolations, mental pictures, observations, variations, peramifications, and apperceptions and so that in the states of St. Frank and Taxachusetts and Empires and community service for child molesters that Conn 8D's are outlawed but little wimpy brown horns with the thumb valve next to the pinky finger and not the thumb, where it has it's true belongings, which makes no freakin' sense at all, IMHO,are revelated in, on, beside, over, under, etc., but please have the rememberings that when 8D's are outlawed, only outlaws will have 8D's. Kindestest of Greetonings and Mostestest of Repercussionings, Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber, Schplittenotendorf am Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.) Solo Horn, Bad Corner Brass Quintet Hornist, Broken Winds WW Quintet Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn Quartet Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum and Bugle Corps, "The Phantom Lane Changers" (summer only) Hornist as Needed, L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di Feces Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte World's Leading Hand Horn Soloist Who Brought the Instrument into the 20th Century (buy my CD of the Hindemith Sonata, Gliere Concerto, and the Davies Sea Eagle on the F crook) Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2 Community College, Exit 2, NJ (Ret.) Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn, Pest Control and Home Petroleum Studies, Northern New Hampshire Technical Institute, Bad Corner, NH Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for Fun and Profit," "Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" "Hooked on Hornonics," "What If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or Conn Pan American Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze and Porn?" and "The DaVinci Clam: Was Kopprasch Possibly God's Other Son?" Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Preservation and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch Public Radio (KPR) Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you need! Owner-Operator, Bad Corner Petroleum Laboratory, "The Worlds Largest Valve Oil Factory" Founder and Disseminator of CLAMSAA, the Universal Holiday for Horn Players Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of Record Exclusive Amborg, Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone and Conn Artist Who Does Not Get His Horns For Free Phone: yes Fax: yes Web Site: sort of E-mail: yes "Kopprasch No. 1: fair and balanced." ************************************** See what's free at http://www.aol.com. _______________________________________________ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/bgross%40airmail.net _______________________________________________ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
