[Ida-Krisna Show] Re: GUYONAN KUNO... (udah basi kali yeee)
- ada 5 orang tentara, 2 orang ditembak mati, tinggal berapa? - berapa lama perang diponegoro berlangsung? --- In idakrisnashow@yahoogroups.com, "Ricky Rizky" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Ini guyonan ala kadarnya yang biasanya sering denger jaman dulu dulu :)) Gimana cara masukin jerapah ke dalam kulkas? --> buka pintunya masukin jerapahnya (gampang kan?) Gimana caranya masukin kijang dalam ke dalem kulkas? --> buka pintunya keluarin jerapahnya dan masukin kijangjya (kagak cukup kulkasnya) Gimana caranya masukin semut ke dalem kulkas? ---> buka pintunya, masukin semutnya (kecil ini, gak ngaruh biar kijang udah di dalem) Gimana mbedain gajah kecil ama gajah besar? ---> pakek saringan, - yang lolos berarti gajah kecil Nah yang ini neh, kura-kura balap lari ama kijang menang mana hayooo? ---> yah jelas menang kura kura, orang kijangnya masih di dalem kulkas ama semut Gajah naek becak keliatan apanya? ---> keliatan bo ongnya Apa beda superman dan suparman? ---> supermen sempaknya di luar, suparman sempaknya di dalem Kalau disebutin sekali tinggi, kalau di sebutin dua kali jadinya pendek,... ---> langit, kalao langit langit jadi pendek Kulit ketemu kulit...rambut ketemu rambut...rasanyaa enaakk bene...? ---> mata lagi merem ... (he he he jangan jorok ente) Benda tajem bahasa mandarinnya apa? ---> cwilan seng (cuwilan seng) Bahasa mandarinnya orang bule ama orang jepang married anaknya jadinya orang negro? > sam ting wong (some thing wrong) Siapa orang yang paling kuat? > mangkubumi edian, kuat banget mangku bumi Apa yang bisa naek kagak bisa turun? > orang naik haji Ibunya di pijet-pijet, anaknya diinjek injek, apaan tuh? (sadis kali yee) ---> tangga Orang apa yang kalau di panggil nengoknya malah ke atas? > Orang gali kuburan Ikan apa yang kepalanya gede badannya kecil? ---> ikan teri pakek helm Ikan apa yang pinter banget nge-rock? ---> ikan (g) fawzi bapak budi punya 5 anak, Tata, toto, titi, tutu, siapa anak ke lima? ---> budi (emang lo kira tete) Siapa nama abang-abangnya Meggy Z? ---> banyak neh abangnya, meggy A sampek meggy Y Apa yang dimasukkin ehhh taunya keluar lagi? ---> kancing baju Daun apa yang bingung? ---> I am daun no 10 ekor burung dara ditembak satu, tinggal berapa hayo? ---> abis semua, (abisnya pada ngabur kan) Hayo, gimana kita tau kapan tukang bajaj mau belok? ---> nah yang entu, emang hanya Tuhan dan tukang Bajaj yang tau (makanya sering ketabrak) Sapi apa yang kagak kenyang ---> sapiring bertujuh... (gile kelaperan terus neh) Sapi apa yang bisa nulis? ---> SAPIDOL Sapi apa kagak bisa baca? ---> dodol! - emang semua sapi kagak bisa baca h.capek...juga nyarinya.lanjutin lagi dong... RICKY RIZKY, MSc PT. RAYSPID INDONESIA Phone: +6221 425 3456 Fax: +6221 426 3456 Hp : +62811 167 827 ICQ# : 154 - 998 - 715 URL :www.rayspeed.com "Experience Makes Difference" Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Over 1 billion served! The most music videos on the web. Click to Watch now! http://us.click.yahoo.com/xmKGzA/IARHAA/kkyPAA/iPMolB/TM ~-> = "Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying 'Good Morning'. It has silent message saying that I remember you when I wake up. Wish you have a Great Day!" -- Ida & Krisna Jangan lupa untuk selalu menyimak Ida Krisna Show di 99.1 DeltaFM Senin - Jumat, pukul 06.00 - 10.00 WIB SMS di 0818-333582 = Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/idakrisnashow/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[Ida-Krisna Show] Re: GUYONAN KUNO... (udah basi kali yeee)
terimakasih atas responya dan betul sekali 100 nilainya. bagi yang belum ngeh, nalarnya adalah: - karena ada lagu gugur/mati satu tumbuh seribu. - dari jam 18.25 - 18.30 --- In idakrisnashow@yahoogroups.com, Swastioko Budhi Suryanto <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: On 9/26/05, Suharso Prawirodiharjo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: - ada 5 orang tentara, 2 orang ditembak mati, tinggal berapa? *2003* - berapa lama perang diponegoro berlangsung? *5 MENIT* Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Tired of hearing the same songs over and over? Listen to Internet Radio! Skip songs. Click to listen to LAUNCHcast! http://us.click.yahoo.com/.mKGzA/HARHAA/kkyPAA/iPMolB/TM ~-> = "Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying 'Good Morning'. It has silent message saying that I remember you when I wake up. Wish you have a Great Day!" -- Ida & Krisna Jangan lupa untuk selalu menyimak Ida Krisna Show di 99.1 DeltaFM Senin - Jumat, pukul 06.00 - 10.00 WIB SMS di 0818-333582 = Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/idakrisnashow/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[Ida-Krisna Show] Re: GUYONAN KUNO... (udah basi kali yeee)
terima kasih. kita tunggu saja, sampai smsnya diposting di milis ini, nanti kan ketahuan, siapa-siapa yang benar 100% dan siap-siapa yang nggak benar 100%. --- In idakrisnashow@yahoogroups.com, Swastioko Budhi Suryanto <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Selamat Pak Suharso, teka-teki anda dibacakan oleh Mbak Ida pada siaran pagi ini. Saya ngirim juga jawaban SMS ke Mbak Ida, tapi mungkin karena kata Pak Suharso sudah betul 100%, jadi nggak dibacakan oleh Mbak Ida :(. Salam, Budhi S. On 9/27/05, Suharso Prawirodiharjo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: terimakasih atas responya dan betul sekali 100 nilainya. bagi yang belum ngeh, nalarnya adalah: - karena ada lagu gugur/mati satu tumbuh seribu. - dari jam 18.25 - 18.30 --- In idakrisnashow@yahoogroups.com, Swastioko Budhi Suryanto <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: On 9/26/05, Suharso Prawirodiharjo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: - ada 5 orang tentara, 2 orang ditembak mati, tinggal berapa? *2003* - berapa lama perang diponegoro berlangsung? *5 MENIT* Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Tired of hearing the same songs over and over? Listen to Internet Radio! Skip songs. Click to listen to LAUNCHcast! http://us.click.yahoo.com/.mKGzA/HARHAA/kkyPAA/iPMolB/TM ~-> = "Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying 'Good Morning'. It has silent message saying that I remember you when I wake up. Wish you have a Great Day!" -- Ida & Krisna Jangan lupa untuk selalu menyimak Ida Krisna Show di 99.1 DeltaFM Senin - Jumat, pukul 06.00 - 10.00 WIB SMS di 0818-333582 = Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/idakrisnashow/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: [Ida-Krisna Show] Re: GUYONAN KUNO... (udah basi kali yeee)
On 9/26/05, Suharso Prawirodiharjo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: - ada 5 orang tentara, 2 orang ditembak mati, tinggal berapa? 2003 - berapa lama perang diponegoro berlangsung? 5 MENIT = "Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying 'Good Morning'. It has silent message saying that I remember you when I wake up. Wish you have a Great Day!" -- Ida & Krisna Jangan lupa untuk selalu menyimak Ida Krisna Show di 99.1 DeltaFM Senin - Jumat, pukul 06.00 - 10.00 WIB SMS di 0818-333582 = SPONSORED LINKS Radio station advertising Satellite radio stations Cb radio base station Radio station promotion Christian radio station New age radio station YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "idakrisnashow" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
Re: [Ida-Krisna Show] Re: GUYONAN KUNO... (udah basi kali yeee)
Selamat Pak Suharso, teka-teki anda dibacakan oleh Mbak Ida pada siaran pagi ini. Saya ngirim juga jawaban SMS ke Mbak Ida, tapi mungkin karena kata Pak Suharso sudah betul 100%, jadi nggak dibacakan oleh Mbak Ida :(. Salam, Budhi S. On 9/27/05, Suharso Prawirodiharjo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: terimakasih atas responya dan betul sekali 100 nilainya.bagi yang belum ngeh, nalarnya adalah: - karena ada lagu gugur/mati satu tumbuh seribu.- dari jam 18.25 - 18.30--- In idakrisnashow@yahoogroups.com , Swastioko Budhi Suryanto <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:On 9/26/05, Suharso Prawirodiharjo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:- ada 5 orang tentara, 2 orang ditembak mati, tinggal berapa? *2003* - berapa lama perang diponegoro berlangsung? *5 MENIT*="Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying 'Good Morning'. It has silent message saying that I remember you when I wake up.Wish you have a Great Day!" -- Ida & KrisnaJangan lupa untuk selalu menyimak Ida Krisna Show di 99.1 DeltaFMSenin - Jumat, pukul 06.00 - 10.00 WIBSMS di 0818-333582= SPONSORED LINKS Radio station advertising Satellite radio stations Cb radio base station Radio station promotion Christian radio station New age radio station YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "idakrisnashow" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. = "Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying 'Good Morning'. It has silent message saying that I remember you when I wake up. Wish you have a Great Day!" -- Ida & Krisna Jangan lupa untuk selalu menyimak Ida Krisna Show di 99.1 DeltaFM Senin - Jumat, pukul 06.00 - 10.00 WIB SMS di 0818-333582 = YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "idakrisnashow" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
Re: [Ida-Krisna Show] Re: GUYONAN KUNO... (udah basi kali yeee)
Nah kalo yg ini gimana: 1. Berapakah tentara yg tersisa dari 10.000 orang yg di-bom atom? 2. Dimanakah Pangeran Diponorogo dikebumikan? ??? On 9/27/05, Suharso Prawirodiharjo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: terimakasih atas responya dan betul sekali 100 nilainya.bagi yang belum ngeh, nalarnya adalah: - karena ada lagu gugur/mati satu tumbuh seribu.- dari jam 18.25 - 18.30--- In idakrisnashow@yahoogroups.com , Swastioko Budhi Suryanto <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:On 9/26/05, Suharso Prawirodiharjo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:- ada 5 orang tentara, 2 orang ditembak mati, tinggal berapa? *2003*- berapa lama perang diponegoro berlangsung? *5 MENIT* = "Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying 'Good Morning'. It has silent message saying that I remember you when I wake up. Wish you have a Great Day!" -- Ida & Krisna Jangan lupa untuk selalu menyimak Ida Krisna Show di 99.1 DeltaFM Senin - Jumat, pukul 06.00 - 10.00 WIB SMS di 0818-333582 = SPONSORED LINKS Radio station advertising Satellite radio stations Cb radio base station Radio station promotion Christian radio station New age radio station YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "idakrisnashow" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
