[JOKES] stani bogat
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[JOKES] Gosts
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands. Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost? About 40 students raise their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost? 3 students raise their hands. That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost? One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience. The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost. The student replies, Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats'. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] The Priest
THE PRIEST A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says Father remember Psalm 129. The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The Nun once again says Father remember Psalm 129. Once again the priest apologizes Sorry, sister, but you know the flesh is weak. Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the Bible and looks up Psalm 129 and it said: GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] monthly reminder
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