[JOKES] Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 08:51:38 +0200
25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a one of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.' 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 13. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.' 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink like that again"! 23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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Re: [JOKES] Ministerstwo na obrazovanieto web site
Ne vidia li pismoto na Stefcho Kiriakow ot edin chasa? > Bqha hack-nali otnovo web-a im, no az ne svalih snapshot :-( > > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of Slavi Andreev > Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 5:15 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: [JOKES] Ministerstwo na obrazovanieto web site > > http://www.minedu.government.bg/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
RE: [JOKES] Ministerstwo na obrazovanieto web site
Bqha hack-nali otnovo web-a im, no az ne svalih snapshot L -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of Slavi Andreev Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 5:15 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [JOKES] Ministerstwo na obrazovanieto web site http://www.minedu.government.bg/ * Slavi Andreev * * Sirma Solutions * * 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. * * tel: (+359 2) 9810018; 9812338 * * fax: (+359 2) 9819058 GSM :(+359 88) 626523 * * e-mail: slavi.andreev@sirmasolutions.com * * web: http://www.sirmasolutions.com *
[JOKES] YE's law of bandwidth
YE's law of bandwidth: the 5 KB "Skip Intro" GIF always loads AFTER the 500 KB intro Flash.
[JOKES] Ministerstwo na obrazovanieto web site
http://www.minedu.government.bg/ * Slavi Andreev * * Sirma Solutions * * 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. * * tel: (+359 2) 9810018; 9812338 * * fax: (+359 2) 9819058 GSM :(+359 88) 626523 * * e-mail: slavi.andreev@sirmasolutions.com * * web: http://www.sirmasolutions.com *
[JOKES] ...
I see, you're not working !!!
[JOKES] programist
mi otivali na pochivka i ostanali oshte 4 kufara da kachatprogramista sa kachil da vzeme kufarite obache 5, 10, 15 minuti go niamajena mu sa pishtisala i sa kachila i tia da vidi ko stava- ko stana ve, 4 kufara li ne mojesh da namerish?- ave niama go edinia ve, ot suma vreme gi broia - 0, 1, 2, 3, chetvurtia go niama =))) mim
[JOKES] Staro no dobro
Kompiutaren maniak razkazva na svoi priatel: - Predstaviash li si, vchera se vrashtam ot rabota po-rano ot obiknoveno. Vlizam v spalniata, a tam v legloto - jena mi i niakakav nepoznat maj. I na dvamata ochite im edni takiva hitri-hitri Vednaga zapodozriah neshto, zatichah se kam kompiutara, opitvam se da vliaza v Internet - a te, gadovete, parolata mi smenili, be.. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] screenshot ot oficialnata stranica na Ministerstwoto na obrazowanieto :-)
Eto i clickable URL: http://www.minedu.government.bg/novini_new/novin.html <>
