> > These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." They are
> > statements
> > people actually made in court,
> > word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who
> > had
> > the torment of staying calm while
> > these exchanges were actually taking place.
> >
> > Here we go:
> >
> > Q: What is your date of birth?
> > A: July fifteenth.
> > Q: What year?
> > A: Every year
> >
> > __
> > Q: What gear were you in at moment of the impact?
> > A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
> > __
> > Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
> > A: Yes.
> > Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
> > A: I forget.
> > Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you've
> > forgotten?
> >
> > Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
> > A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
> > Q: How long has he lived with you?
> > A: Forty-five years.
> > __
> > Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up
> > that
> > morning?
> > A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
> > Q: And why did that upset you?
> > A: My name is Susan.
> > _
> > Q: And where was the location of the accident?
> > A: Approximately milepost 499.
> > Q: And where is milepost 499?
> > A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
> > ___
> > Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
> > A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
> > __
> > Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
> > A: After the accident?
> > Q: Before the accident.
> > A: Sure, I played for 10 years. I even went to school for it.
> >
> > Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
> > doesn't know about it until the
> > next morning?
> >
> > Q: The youngest son, the 20-year old, how old 's he?
> >
> > Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
> > __
> > Q: So the date of conception of (the baby) was August 8th?
> > A: Yes.
> > Q: And what were you doing at that time?
> > ___
> > Q: She had three children, right?
> > A: Yes.
> > Q: How many were boys?
> > A: None.
> > Q: Were there any girls?
> > _
> > Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
> > A: Yes.
> > Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
> > ___
> > Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
> > A: By Death.
> > Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
> > __
> > Q: Can you describe the individual?
> > A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
> > Q: Was this a male or a female?
> > _
> > Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant
> > to a deposition notice that I sent to your attorney?
> > A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
> > ___
> > Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
> > A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
> > _
> > Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
> > A: Oral.
> > _
> > Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
> > A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> > Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
> > A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
> > _
> > Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
> > ___
> > Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
> > A: No.
> > Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
> > A: No.
> > Q: Did you check for breathing?
> > A: No.
> > Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
> > the
> > autopsy?
> > A: No.
> > Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> > A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> > Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
> > A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
> > somewhere.
> >
> >
> >
>
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