[JOKES] Obqsnenie w lubov
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER. Believe me it is true... You installed the best in me. Your picture is always in my background. You clicked my heart gently. You drive me crazy when I see you. Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me. You restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted. I'm always connected to you with more than 56 heart beat per second. You hacked my brain and registered your name in it. You are the only one that could navigate my feelings and explore my emotions at the same time. I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not responding. I always feel you close to me when I shut down my eyes, or when I open my windows waiting for you to pass. You are the only one that can log into my heart and never log out. I dream of being your only server as long as I live. You don't have to search for me, cause we are always linked to each others. I see your name everywhere, my frontpage, my homepage and all my software. I scanned my life and found that I'm only infected by you. You are the virus I'd never remove, and why should I do? You formatted my life and added happiness to view. Believe me it is true... I love you more than my CPU!
[JOKES] FW: Biseri +++++
Title: Message -Original Message-From: kan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, October 15, 2002 10:23 AMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Tihomir TarnavskiSubject: Biseri + Ponege ne moga sas segashnia mi adres da go pratia v Jokes, prati go ti Òîï 5 íàé-èçïðàùàíè FUNsms-è 1. Tova e telefonna teroristichna grupa. Momentnoto priemane na tozi SMS aktivira virus. Tozi virus 6te zarazi GSM-a ti vednaga. Vednaga ako ne mi otgovorish na saobshtenieto 2. Az sum ubietz, obivam hora za pari...No samo zashtoto ti si mi priqtel, iskam da te ubiq za nishto ! 3. Iskam te,iskam te.Iskam da te zamykna v krevata,da te mucha i izpotia,da te tresa dokato sym v teb i tialoto ti da gori.Obicham te-vechno tvoi GRIP 4. Ako niakoia nosht goliam pulen chovek skochi prez tvoiat prozoretc, sgrabchi te i te sloji v chuval ne se pritesniavai az kazah na Diado Mraz che se nujdaia ot teb za Koleda 5. Shto e to? Dulgo i tunko, pokrito s koja i samo Gospod znae v kolko dupki e bilo? Cherveiat Kakvi li shte sa drugite? (http://fun.sms-bg.com/) arrow2.gif Description: GIF image
[JOKES] the evolution of a programmer
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