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[JOKES] Go offline?
Title: Message You Should Probably Get Offline If You name your children Eudora, Hyperlink and dotcom. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access. You laugh at people with 28.8-baud modems. You start using smileys in your snail mail. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You can't call your mother because she doesn't have a modem. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html
[JOKES] .. powerSupply ...htm
Title: ..:: powerSupply ::.. Help, my power supply is smoking! (A true story) A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke comming out of the power supply. Tech: You'll need a new power supply. User: No I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it. User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command. 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The Tech is frustrated and fed up. Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem. User: I knew it! Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS file. Let me knew how it goes. 10 minutes later. User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using? User: MS-DOS 6.22. Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE.COM. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes. 1 hour later. User: I need a new power supply. Tech: How did you come to that conclusion? User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told them all about what you said, and they started asking questions about the make of my power supply. Tech: Then what did they say? User: They told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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