Kids' Letters To God
Dear God,In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You
are
on vacation? - Jane
Dear God,I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot
Dear God,Did You really mean do unto others as they do unto you?
Because
if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla
Dear God,I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. -
Love, Allison
Dear God,Are you really invisible or is that a trick? - Lucy
Dear God,Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why
don't You just keep the ones You have now? - Jane
Dear God,Who draws the lines around countries? - Nan
Dear God,Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
puppy.
- Joyce
Dear God,Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be
our
day of rest. - Tom L.
Dear God,Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You
can
look it up. - Bruce
Dear God,Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
had
their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry
Dear God,Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the
best.
- Rob
Dear God,My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
They're just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha
Dear God,I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. -
Love,
Chris
Dear God,We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You
did
it. So, I bet he stole Your idea. - Sincerely, Donna
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