A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
Her
9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She
puts
her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there
already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
glove, let's
go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I
can't, I sold
my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much
did you sell
them for?" Boy - "$1,000"
Father - "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that ...that is
way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and
make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".
