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[JOKES] Nestle to buy Google
http://www.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=03/10/31/2115237Nestlé to buy Google Friday, reports surfaced that Microsoft was interested in buying Google. Instead, food giant Nestlé announced that its sweetened offer to buy the Internet search engine company has been accepted.Google will complement Nestlé's long list of well-known brands, including Perrier water, Stouffer's, LifeSavers, and Nesquick. Nestlé says Google will be renamed NesGoogle and have a recipe section added to its main page."We believe that this acquisition will be good for the consumer," says Nestlé CEO Peter Brabeck. "Now anyone on the Internet can connect to NesGoogle, which will automatically determine their region and point them to retail outlets for Nestlé products."Sources close to the deal disclosed that Google CEO Eric Schmidt was coerced into accepting the deal with Nestlé. Mr. Brabeck is alleged to have placed a large bowl of Nestlé Crunch Pieces in front of Mr. Schmidt during their discussions, refusing to allow him to eat any until agreeing to the takeover, while promising a free lifetime supply upon completion of the deal.Asked to comment on the deal, Mr. Schmidt had very little to say; his only comment sounded something like "Mm."Nestlé CEO Brabeck, asked what Nestlé plans to buy next, replied that NescroSoft has a nice ring to it.
[JOKES] MS rulez
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=827310 Outlook 2003 Stops Responding After a Long Period of UseВажи за SYMPTOMSWhen you have the Outlook 2003 program window open for a long time, Microsoft Outlook may stop responding. Also, if you view the Processes tab in the Windows Task Manager dialog box while Outlook 2003 is running, you may see that Outlook is using an unexpectedly large amount of memory. CAUSEThis behavior may occur when both of the following conditions are true: You use Outlook 2003 for a long time without minimizing or closing the Outlook 2003 program window.-and- The amount of random access memory (RAM) is large on your computer. MORE INFORMATIONWhile Outlook 2003 is running, it periodically pages memory in and out of the process address space. When the memory that is free is large, Outlook 2003 is permitted to have more pages in memory. This increases the memory that is being used by Outlook 2003. When you minimize the Outlook 2003 program window, the pages are switched so that the pages that are not required for user interaction are switched out of memory. When you maximize the Outlook 2003 program window again, the pages that are used for user interaction are switched in to memory, and the memory usage begins to increase again. The information in this article applies to: Microsoft Office Outlook 2003 Last Reviewed: 9/15/2003 (1.0) Keywords: kbnofix kbprb KB827310 kbAudEndUser
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Title: Message tva moze bi e Cray T3E (toi e s vodno ohlazdane i sigurno tezi gore-dolu tolkova) "...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose a new path, do not bring old experiences with you. Those who strike out afresh, but who attempt to retain a little of the old life, end up torn apart by their own memories. " chak mi e interesno kwo tolkowa sa natowarili :)
[JOKES] Obshtestweni tyrgowe na mitnicata...
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