[JOKES]

[Hursev]

http://www.compulenta.ru/2003/7/10/39818/

[JOKES]

[Hursev]

  



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[JOKES] code

[Hursev]

Zapelejete komentara.

void DestroyList(CObList rList)
{
 for (POSITION Pos = 
rList.GetHeadPosition() ; Pos != NULL ; )
 {
  CObject *pObj 
= (CObject *) rList.GetNext(Pos);

  // Delete 
object
  
//
  // Note: This 
*will* call the destructor of the derived
  // class. 
This was verified empirically.
  
//

  delete 
pObj;
 }

 rList.RemoveAll();
}

[JOKES] Hisbula game

[Hursev]

http://www.compulenta.ru/2003/2/12/37517/

  
  

[JOKES] gubqt mi se 5-10 GB ot diska (celiq e 20GB)

[Hursev]

zashto li?

attachment: SVI.JPG

[JOKES] Genesis

[Hursev]

\\hursev\aa\genesis.html

[JOKES] Fw: [ADVANCED-JAVA] Fw: Podbrano ot archivite na QA-te ;-))) Enjoy!

[Hursev]

- Original Message -
From: Boris Menkov [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Ivo Mihov [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dejan Nenov
[EMAIL PROTECTED]; Advanced Java
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Sent: Friday, May 31, 2002 4:54 PM
Subject: [ADVANCED-JAVA] Fw: Podbrano ot archivite na QA-te ;-))) Enjoy!



  bez komentar ;)
  e.
 
 
 
   Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs do not work.
 
 
20. That's weird...
19. It's never done that before.
18. It worked yesterday.
17. How is that possible?
16. It must be a hardware problem.
15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?
14. There is something funky in your data.
13. I haven't touched that module in weeks!
12. You must have the wrong version.
11. It's just some unlucky coincidence.
10. I can't test everything!
9. THIS can't be the source of THAT.
8. It works, but it hasn't been tested.
7. Somebody must have changed my code.
6. Did you check for a virus on your system?
5. Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. You can't use that version on your system.
3. Why do you want to do it that way?
2. Where were you when the program blew up?
 
  And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:
 
1. It works on my machine.
 
 
  
  
  
 
 
 




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[JOKES] Microsoft Volvo: Windows CE !

[Hursev]





http://www.compulenta.ru/2002/4/30/29119/ 

[JOKES] water cooling

[Hursev]

http://www4.tomshardware.com/cpu/02q1/020117/p4_3000-02.html

[JOKES] cv

[Rumen Hursev]

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy
  submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in
  Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
  
  NAME: Greg Bulmash
  
  SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
  
  DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President.
  But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in
  a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
  
  DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a
  Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not
  possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
  
  EDUCATION: Yes.
  
  LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
  
  SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
  
  MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of
  stolen pens and post-it notes.
  
  REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
  
  HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
  
  PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
  
  DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better
  suited to a more intimate environment.
  
  MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
  
  DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT
  YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
  
  DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate
  question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
  
  HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I
  may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
  
  DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
  
  WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living
  in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy
  blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest
  thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doingthat now.
  
  DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO
  THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
  
  SIGN HERE: Aries.
 


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