[JOKES] ASCII-Art
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[JOKES] Soft War:)
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[JOKES] Za kakvo stavat studentite specialnost matematika ot FMI...:)
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[JOKES] sorry - tova e pravilnoto url za rezervacii za pochivkata:)))
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[JOKES] are na pochivka v kosmosa...:)
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Re: [JOKES] Invest in Bulgaria!
Title: i poradi tova vchera izpratih pismo na avtorkata tq mi otgovori che se izvinqva i shtqlo da byde korigirano... - Original Message - From: Georgi Kostov To: Jokes Sent: Thursday, June 21, 2001 1:57 PM Subject: RE: [JOKES] Invest in Bulgaria! Hubawo e che ni se kefqt, ama slednoto pokazwa pylno nepoznawane na istoriqta:"The small country (Bulgaria - b.a.) located near Romania with access to the Black Seahas a tradition of high-tech skills dating back to when it was part of the Soviet Union." >-Original Message->From: Boris Vidolov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]>Sent: 20 June 2001 12:12>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]>Subject: [JOKES] Invest in Bulgaria!>>>http://www.suntimes.com/output/applegate/cst-fin-col19.html>>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=>* PLEASE do not post offensive jokes>* List info and instructions are available at>http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=>
[JOKES] Fw: interesting article
- Original Message - From: Peter Delchev To: Martin Marinov Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2001 9:36 AM Subject: interesting article Sun Microsystems Sues Island of JavaTM Mountain View, CA -- Sun Microsystems today filed a trademark infringement against the island of JavaTM over the use of Sun's JavaTM trademark. Responding to criticism that the island has been called JavaTM for centuries, Sun lawyer Frank Cheatham said "Yeah, and in all that time they never filed for a trademark. They deserve to lose the name." Rather than pay the licensing fee, the island decided to change its name. They originally voted to change it to Visu Albasic, but an angry telegram from Redmond, Washington convinced them otherwise. The country finally settled on a symbol for a name -- a neatly-coloured coffee cup which still evokes the idea of java. Since most newspapers and magazines will not be able to print the name of the island, it will hereafter be referred to in print as "The Island Formerly Known As JavaTM". The Island Formerly Known As JavaTM bills itself as a cross-landmass island, but so far has only been implemented in production on the Malay Archipelago. Africa is been rumoured to have implemented it on Madagascar, but it is still in alpha testing. Lawyers from Sun would also like to locate the owners of the huge fiery ball at the centre of the solar system. They have some legal papers for them...
[JOKES] Fw: UNIX Commands.htm
Title: UNIX Commands
- Original Message -
From: Peter
Delchev
To: Martin
Marinov
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2001 9:52 AM
Subject: Fw: UNIX Commands.htm
UNIX Commands
% cat "food in cans"cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man womanNo manual entry for woman.
% rm Godrm: God nonexistent
% ar t Godar: God does not exist
% ar r Godar: creating God
% "How would you rate Major's incompetence?Unmatched ".
% Unmatched ".Unmatched ".
% [Where is Squiffy?Missing ].
% \316 How did the sex change operation go? \316Modifier
failed.
% If I had a ( for every groaner from Squiffy, what would I
have?Too many ('s.
% make loveMake: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with mebad character
% got a light?No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?Bad substitute.
% %blow%blow: No such job.
% \(-(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which senseno sense in
pretending!
$ drink bottle; openerbottle: cannot openopener: not
found
$ mkdir matter; cat mattermatter: cannot create
Based on an unoriginal earwig forwarded by G.M. Madders,
February 1997.
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[JOKES] Proveru dokolko si gay:))
http://www.channel4.com/plus/metrosexuality/metrosex/main_test.htm
[JOKES] noshten jivot...
Abe ne znam - tova ima samo edna razlika s men - da ne bi da ne znam kvo pravq noshtem?!:)) http://www.guzelmiyim.com/news/index.asp?n=Martin&l=Marinov&a=22&s=Sofia,%20Studentski%20Grad
[JOKES] kongfu:)
http://games.sohu.com/fightgame/fight3.swf
[JOKES] egati syrvera:)))
http://www.techweb.com/wire/story/TWB20010409S0012
[JOKES] Aide na noviq izpit na KAT:))
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[JOKES] Shto horata mrazeli M$...?!??! :))
http://www.osopinion.com/perl/story/8006.html - Original Message - From: Stefan Dimov To: Jokes Sent: Tuesday, February 13, 2001 7:43 PM Subject: [JOKES] Linux Kolegi, Imashe edin joke: Snimka na madama s pingvinche i pisheshe: Software is like sex: it's better when it's free" ili neshto podobno. Molia niakoi ako ia ima da mi ia prati, please. 10x predvaritelno S.
[JOKES] Ha da vidim kak se hakva po sveta...:)
DVD hack in 7 Perl lines Two MIT programmers have produced a DVD decryption program using only seven lines of Perl code. Their "qrpff" program does the same thing that the DeCSS utility does. Eight movie studios sued and forced 2600 Magazine to remove the DeCSS source code from its Website. The new hack is small enough to include in an e-mail sig files. One of the two writers said, "I think there's some value in demonstrating how simple these things really are and how preposterous it is to try to restrict their distribution." The source article is at wired.com.
[JOKES] You vs. Gates
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Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2000 17:04:15 +0200
Krume, ako ne si prochel, v pravilata na lista JOKES e napisano: "* PLEASE do not post offensive jokes" Taka che ako obichash za v bydeshte se vyzdyrjai da pushkash politicheski (v sluchaq futbolni) shegi, koito mogat da zasegnat nqkogo po princip. Ne che mi puka tolkova, no az moga da pusna nqkolko shegi za levskari, snimki i t.n i shte stane edna kato se ima predvid che v Sirma ima privyrjeneci i na dvata otbora (i na drugi otbori) - prosto shte pochnem da se psuvame tuka, koeto mai ne vliza v celite na tozi list Taka che spored men ne e mnogo korektno da se puskat podobni neshta v Jokes - Original Message - From: Krum Kolev To: jokes Sent: Friday, December 15, 2000 5:04 PM Subject: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2000 17:04:15 +0200 http://www.pavel.net/kochina/acsk.html
[JOKES] MathLib
Chesto mi se sluchva da svalqm ot iNet razni math libs, i obshto vzeto
mislq che v tqh ima kakvo da se vidi ot chisto prakticheska gledna
tochka, no eto na kakvo se natyknah na skoro:
(za kratkost sym slojil declaraciite i implementaciqta na edno mqsto)
typedef struct vector_3d_typ
{
float x, y, z;
} point_3d,vector_3d,*point_3d_ptr,*vector_3d_ptr;
//
// returns the magnitude of a vector
//
//
float vec_magnitude(vector_3d v)
{
float temp = v.x*v.x + v.y*v.y + v.z*v.z;
if(temp >= 0)
return (float)sqrt(temp);
else
return (float)sqrt(-temp);
}
//
// normalize a vector (magnitude == 1)
//
//
void vec_normalize(vector_3d *v)
{
float temp = v->x*v->x + v->y*v->y + v->z*v->z;
float magnitude = sqrt(v->x * v->x + v->y * v->y + v->z * v->z);
if(temp >= 0)
magnitude = sqrt(temp);
else
magnitude = sqrt(-temp);
v->x = v->x / magnitude;
v->y = v->y / magnitude;
v->z = v->z / magnitude;
}
//
// computes the dot product between u and v
//
//
float vec_dot_product(vector_3d u, vector_3d v)
{
return( (u.x * v.x) + (u.y + v.y) + (u.z + v.z));
}
//
// computes the distance between a and b
//
//
float vec_distance(point_3d a, point_3d b)
{
float dx, dy, dz;
float temp;
dx = b.x-a.x;
dy = b.y-a.y;
dz = b.z-a.z;
temp = dx*dx + dy*dy + dz*dz;
if(temp >= 0)
return (sqrt(temp));
else
return sqrt(-temp);
}
dano ne rabotim nqkoga s programist, pishesht tolkova "korekten" i
"efektiven" code:))
Martin
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