ROMANCE
MATHEMATICS
Smart
man +
smart woman = romance
Smart
man +
dumb
woman = affair
Dumb
man +
smart
woman = marriage
Dumb
man +
dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE
ARITHMETIC
Smart
boss +
smart employee = profit
Smart
boss +
dumb
employee = production
Dumb
boss +
smart
employee = promotion
Dumb
boss +
dumb
employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A
man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't
need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A
woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A
man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A
successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To
be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To
be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at
all.
LONGEVITY
Married
men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to
die.
PROPENSITY TO
CHANGE
A
woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.
DISCUSSION
TECHNIQUE
A
woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
MARRIED
Old
aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to
them at funerals.
SEND
THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN
HANDLE IT.
| Tihomir Dolapchiev
- Software Engineer| GEMATRONIK Gmbh - Weather Radar Systems| 41429
Neuss Germany| tel: +49 2137 782 218| fax: +49 2137 782 11| mailto:
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