[JOKES] Mdaaa... Moje i da ste go chuvali, ama are pak :)
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[JOKES] Nintendo
CNN.com has an interesting article (http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/ptech/07/09/video.game.jobs.ap/index.html) about nintendo hiring people to offer free samples of their games. Stephen Pellitier will wear a 15-inch flat-screen TV on his chest and a pack of batteries on his back. With a game console and joysticks dangling from his waist, he will spend his weekends inviting passers-by to play games. imagine the possible pickup lines involving joysticks, buttons, and playing with them! The potential for being beaten on the streets is just amazing! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Carling-Frustrating
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[JOKES] WM-Fans Italien Frankreich Turkei.PPS
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[JOKES] Chek tis out, da windas 98 is da friggin' best, eh?
Chek tis out, da windas 98 is da friggin' best, eh? Dear Consumas: It has come ta our attention dat a coupola copies of the WINDOWS 98 BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Broooklyn. If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin' da commands. Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads: WINDAS 98, wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza. When you start da program, instead of da usual harpy, stringy music, you hear da teme from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava. Please also note: Recycle Bin is labeled Staten Island. My Computer is called My Friggin' Computa. The Inbox is referred to as Da Trunk. Deleted Items are referred to as Wacked, Takin Care Of, or Rubbed Out. Control Panel is known as Da Bosses. Performing an illegal operation is known as enhancin' the family business and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin' it down. Hard Drive is referred to as Da BQE at Rush Hour. Instead of an error message a You ain't gonna friggin' believe dis pops up. CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION: OK...Sure ting Cancel...Fugetaboutit Reset.Start Ova Yes.Yeah No...Nah FindPut a contract out on Browse..Get a looksee Back...U toin Help(Help ain't available. Yous don't need no stinkin'help) Stop.Knock it off Start.Move it! Settings..Here's d' Rules Also note dat any voice recognition software run on da BROOKLYN EDITION platform don't recognize da letter R. Some programs and udder accessories dat are exclusive to WINDAS 98: TypaA word processin' program Printa...Printer Calculata..Calculator Solitare.Seven Card Stud We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly received a copy of da BROOKLYN EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. Yous got a problem wit dat? Sincerely, BILL (4 eyes) GATES =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Shit :))
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[JOKES] Oshte edin chat s Manski
Kato sme pochnali, ei vi edin chat s Masnki na tema Developers, Developers) :))) Veso veso 1/17/02 10:27 AM ooo, chado, kak e kak :)) Neshto gledam, release-nali ste Visual Studio dot Nyet :)) _manski@ho 1/17/02 10:28 AM Mdam mai, kazaha abe ima tuk-tam bugove, ama ne mojem da otlagame poveche Vreme stana, det' se vika :-) veso 1/17/02 10:29 AM daaa, vie ste izvestni s tova :))) _manski@ho 1/17/02 10:30 AM tuk-tam razbirai mamata si traka Te predi mesec izloviha nekvi jestoki security holes v cjalata ideolgija - ta pochti ne e beta testvan .NETa veso 1/17/02 10:32 AM a stiga be ! a po eweek pishat, kak iako testvane imalo ot vynshni firmi i pochti niamalo security problems :)) _manski@ho 1/17/02 10:33 AM kura mi janko pishat kvoto onzi debelija maimunjak e kazal =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] [Fwd: Fwd: Fw: A terriffic picture WTC]
---BeginMessage--- Here is the picture. No comment. I'm speachless... a second later the world was already not same... The picture was in a camera found in the ruins of the WTC. The man on the picture is still missing... It was the first aircraft. ___ Dr Alexander Shinkov Home: Slatinska Str. bl. 46 G, fl. 87 Sofia 1574, Bulgaria phone: 359 2 736740 GSM: 087 459 538 attachment: ATT38428.jpg---End Message---
[JOKES] Eto tova e bydeshteto na civilizaciata :)))
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[JOKES] [Fwd: ne e istina ... :-)]
Date: Sun, 17 Jun 2001 13:44:57 -0700 (PDT) From: Todor Todorov [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: Gyoteborg - Qvebek - EU Tova go poluchih ot priatel ot Canada vuv vruzka sus skoroshnite subitia v Quebec City...Malko e dluzhko, no e napravo ubiez, absoluten maitap...Znam, che shte go ozenite po dostoinstvo... heil friendove, kvo mi stana izvednazh se vdahnovih da vi razpravyam za boynite deystvia koito se razraziha pred ochite mi prez poslednite 3 dni znachi. Kakto moe bi ste nauchili ot novinite, minalia weekend globalizaciata doyde i v nashto selce Quebec City. Imashe sreshta navarha po pregovori za Free Trade Area of Americas, demek obsht pazar za severna i uzhna america i t.n., i po toya sluchay doydoha t.nar. manifestanti, nay-pache orda buyni anarhisti gotovi za tezhka gavra s silite na reda. Tia poslednite obiknoveno tuka sedat bez rabota, shtoto e mnogo mirno i tiho u nashe selo, no za sluchaya doydoha policeyski podkreplenia ot cela canada, s palni kamioni s boepripasi, nay-veche himicheski, neizcherpaem reserv ot lakrimogenni bombi znachi, sigurno beha izkupili produkciata na voennia zavod za cela petiletka. vsashnost voynata beshe totalno himicheska: tia momcheta ot policiata izobshto ne pesteha salzotvornia gaz! Ot petak, 15h08, kogato zapochna boya, do nedelya vecher neprekasnato obstrelvaha, vsledstvie nakoeto celia grad be potanal v gast lakrimogenen dim, i izobshto ne mozheshe da se izleze na ulicata bez protivogaz. Poradi taya prichina se nalozhi tutaxi da se izrasya $35 za protivogaz, i izobshto sichki deto krazhahme okolo boynite deystvia behme s protivogazi, kakto i reporterite, shofyorite na reporterski koli, i dori mirni grazhdani ot mahalata izleznali da gledat seir! Ebati surrealizma znachi! A az navremeto estestveno beh gepil edin protivogaz ot BNA, obache otkade da predpolagam che shte mi tryabva protivogaz v quebec city da mu eba maykata... Zatova puk tozi deto go kupih tuk e po-avansiran, i designa mu e po-izbaran, amerikanska rabota. No da vi kazha, strashno ostanah dovolen ot predstavlenieto, zasluzhavashe si $35 ! Takova monumentalno show, s istinski dekori, pushilka, garmezhi, vsichko na zhivo, i az byah na parvi red! Glavnite aktyori beha tia anarhistcheta ot Statite, taka nar. Black Bloc, dosta delovi mladezhi. Te po princip ne gi puskat na granitzata, obache vlyazoha prez edna indianska rezerva v Ontario, a indianskite rezervi, kadeto indiancite imat palna i pochti bezkontrolna vlast, sa myasto kadeto sichko e vazmozhno. I doydoha znachi tia momcheta, oblecheni ot glavata do petite v cherno, s hokeyni kaski, protivogazi, protektori za hokey, i tezhko vaorazheni. Az, nali sam neshto anthropolog (tva mi e rabotata), ustanovih contact s tyah i uspyah da prisastvam na podgotovkata za boynite deystvia: tia pichove se byaha zdravo podgotvili s drugarya Molotov, a ranicite beha palni do otkat s shaybi za hockey, kamane, paveta i sichko shto mozhe da se meta, a nay-neveroyatnoto im prisposoblenie beshe edin samodeyno izmaystoren katapult, razbiray kamakohvargachka, ot tia deto sa bili izpolzvani po vreme na Punicheskite voyni, nali se seshtate? E tova beshe ebati tashaka! Kato se setya, oshte ne moga da povyarvam che sichko tova be realnost do vchera. Pri vida na tazi obezpokoyavashta armia, policiata, postroena v platni redici zad edna specialno izgradena telena ograda, zalozhi tutaxi na himicheskoto orazhie: gaz do dupka! Obache chernite yunatzi byaha podgotveni i za tova (imaha brezentovi rakavitzi), i uspyaha da varnat dosta bombi v poleto na policiata, vsledstvie nakoeto silite na reda sashto dadoha tezhki zhertvi: 23 policaya v bolnicata s dihatelni problemi! Az da vi priznaem parvia den gledah na tia bombi s leko podozrenie, no na vtoria uspyah da varna 2-3 gola na gendarmeriata! Kakto chesto se e sluchvalo v moya experience, i tozi pat se nalozhi da vaveda inovatorsko nachalo: ponezhe celta beshe projectilite da preskochat obratno telenata ograda, no ne me kefeshe da gi baram s raka, se opitah da gi varna s dobre obrabotena v detskite godini tehnika na shoota padasht list, ponezhe v daskalo (6ti klas) mnogo igraehme na djitball, taya igra deto e kato tenis obache ritash edna topka s kraka i tya trebe da preskochi edna mrezha, koyato v nashto daskalo nay-chesto beshe virtualna, poradi koeto matcha vinagi zavarshvashe s tezhka razpravia dali topkata e minala otgore ili otdole. I tia sega mladezhi ot Black Bloc-a, ne znam zashto, no yavno poradi kulturni predpostavki, ne sa yavno mnogo familiarni s djitball-a (yavno poveche zalagat na baseball-a, pak poradi kulturni predpostavki), i se otnesoha s uvazhenie kam tazi nova za teh tehnika,
[JOKES] [Fwd: Fw: Now this is real Football!]
- Original Message - From: Michelle Nenov To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, May 14, 2001 9:12 AM Subject: FW: Now this is real Football! A streaker dribbles the ball past Barnet goalkeeper Danny Naisbitt on May 5 during an English Division 3 soccer match between Barnet and Torquay United at Underhill Stadium. Torquay won, 3-2
[JOKES] [Fwd: Santa ...]
What Santa would like to say.. Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer. YeR FReND, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How 'bout I send you a f***ing book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell! Santa ** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ** Dear Santa, I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year! Love, Joey Dear Joey, Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with. Santa ** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the babysitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Santa ** Dear Santa, I need more Pokemon cards please! All my friends have more Pokemon cards than me. Please see what you can do. Love, Michelle Dear Michelle, It blows my f*cking mind. Kids are forcing their parents to buy hundreds of dollars worth of these stupid cards, and none of you snot- nosed brats are even learning to play the game. Let me get you something more your speed, like "Snakes and Ladders." Santa * Dear Santa, I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? Santa * Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the sh*ts and carrots make the deer f*rt in my face. You want to be a kiss-a*ss? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and some Toblerone. Santa ** Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most my time squeezing cocktail waitresses as*es, and losing all my cash at the roulette table. Hey, YOU wanted to know! Santa ** Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, You are that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm skipping your house. Santa ** Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE, Timmy Timmy, That whiney begging sh*t may work with your folks, but that cr*p don't work up here. You're getting a sweater again. Santa ** Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your a*s whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams! Santa
[JOKES] [Fwd: FW: catching snowflakes]
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[JOKES] Top Ten Times In History when using the F word was appropriate
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[JOKES] Antonioni's Blow Up The Sequel
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