----- Original Message ----- From: "Boris Menkov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Ivo Mihov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Dejan Nenov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Advanced Java" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, May 31, 2002 4:54 PM Subject: [ADVANCED-JAVA] Fw: Podbrano ot archivite na QA-te ;-))) Enjoy!
> > > bez komentar ;) > > e. > > > > > > > > Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs do not work. > > > > > > 20. "That's weird..." > > 19. "It's never done that before." > > 18. "It worked yesterday." > > 17. "How is that possible?" > > 16. "It must be a hardware problem." > > 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" > > 14. "There is something funky in your data." > > 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" > > 12. "You must have the wrong version." > > 11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence." > > 10. "I can't test everything!" > > 9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT." > > 8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested." > > 7. "Somebody must have changed my code." > > 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?" > > 5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? > > 4. "You can't use that version on your system." > > 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?" > > 2. "Where were you when the program blew up?" > > > > And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work: > > > > 1. "It works on my machine." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
