[lace-chat] FW: Royal Wedding
Hi Everyone, This is for those of you who would like to see the Danish Royal Wedding live. One of our TV stations is transmitting live on the internet and there is also English translation. I'm off to my favourite position on the sofa to enjoy it all. The actual ceremony is at 4pm Danish time. http://bryllup.tv2.dk/?forsidespot All the best and keep bobbin' along from Avril -- And on the 8th day, God created golf courses and lacemakers Avril Bayne Denmark To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[lace-chat] Smile
I've not seen this one before, it appeared on another list I am on and I thought my Arachne friends might find it amusing. One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river when her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, Why are you crying? The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water, and she needed the thimble to make her living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble. Is this your thimble? the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, No. The Lord again went down and came up with a wooden thimble. Is this your thimble? the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, No. The Lord went down again and came up with a silver thimble. Is this your thimble? the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, Yes. The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, Why are you crying? Oh, Lord, my husband has fallen into the water! The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. Is this your husband? the Lord asked. Yes! cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. You lied! That is an untruth! The seamstress replied, Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor woman and am not able to take care of all three husbands, so that's why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson. The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. Jane Bawn Portchester UK email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [lace-chat] Re: Pictures (was Heather's Phone Call)
So, Heather I don't see your picture on Lacefairy, have you sent one to Lori so we know what you look like? It is fun to go to Lacefairy and put faces to names. Or is your pictures posted somewhere else (and I've missed that message?) :-) Tonnie McBroom Phoenix, AZ Jane Bawn wrote: On May 8, 2004, at 16:43, H. Muth (Heather) wrote: I like having the voice and the photo to go along with the letters snip To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[lace-chat] booklets, not bobbin lace
Hello all - Since many, if not most, bobbin lacers also have interests and abilities in other gentle arts, I'm offering some booklets here on other arts. They are free, and if more than one person asks, I will pull the names out of the proverbial hat for them. 1) A weaving Primer (Weave-easy series #7225) 2) Lace Net Embroidery placemats and Tablecloths, by Rita Weiss. (American School of Needlecraft #3035) 3) Lace Net Darning in Color, (McCall's Craft Book M/8415) Please contact me privately with any questions re: contents, and interest in having any. Rose-Marie romad2shaw.ca 2=@ To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[lace-chat] :) Clever criminal
A cop's life is never boring, it seems g From: D.D. (darling *son*, actually g) http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2u=/040510/481/ tpe80505100924e=2ncid=1756 --- Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet: no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
