[lace-chat] identity cards (lace-chat)

2004-12-09 Thread Helene Gannac
Jean Peach wrote:
>We are told that we will be having identity cards in the 
near future, now I wonder what happens then.
I did phone the HMSO office, it was suggested that when
I hand over my documents that I put in writing only for
the companies use and in black and white and go with 
the person to see that they do this, don't let the
documents out of your sight.
In the near future we have been told that the government
would like everyone to have identity cards, now what
happens then?

Well, Jean, the French and a few others have had ID cards for years and years, 
and
the sky hasn't fallen down, nor are people harassed more than they are in other
countries without ID cards, I don't think!
I am more concerned about the number of people who want to photocopy personal
papers. I think it should be a no-no everywhere, you don't know where all those
paper files are going to end up one day!!
But if they end up in the wrong hands, what does it matter whether it is your ID
card or your passport? It would be actually better if it were your ID card, as 
the
thief who copied it couldn't use it to go overseas

I know the idea of an ID card really panics lots of people, but I consider that 
it
is the government of the country, not the item itself which is important. ID 
cards
under the Vichy regime in 1940 were a lot more deadly than ID cards under De
Gaulle's presidency, or any we've had since in France!! And I would rather show
people my ID card and keep my passport safe at home.

A friend of mine here in Melbourne who doesn't drive would be very happy to see 
an
Australian ID card, as she always had trouble giving suitable ID to banks and 
others
until she finally went overseas 2 years ago and had to get herself a passport.
So, don't panic too much at the idea of ID cards, but certainly write to yout MP
about forbidding companies to copy ANY personal papers without really good 
reasons
(and as far as I am concerned, there is NO good reason for anyone to have a 
copy of
your papers unless you're a applying for citizenship, a driving license or a
passport!)

Helene, the froggy from Melbourne, who is getting avery full tummy from all 
those
birthday parties we're having for family and friends, never mind Xmas!! 8 
birthdayws
between the end of November and the beginning of February...Argg, and I 
have to
find presents as well


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[lace-chat] The Pharmacist

2004-12-09 Thread Malvary Cole
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose
my  license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad
things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Malvary in Ottawa

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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: A supportive man

2004-12-09 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
Givn that the chat seems to me not just slow but comatose today, I 
thought I'd revive this old chestnut...

From: b.B.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
 
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old
woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and
my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all
flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive
to make me feel better about myself."
 
He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft, thoughtful
voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
 
Services for the husband will be held Saturday at St. Anselm's
Memorial Chapel.
---
Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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