[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Talking Dog

2005-06-06 Thread Tamara P Duvall

A variation on an old theme, but one of my all-time favourites :)


From: B.R.


A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: 
"Talking Dog  For Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the 
dog is in the backyard. 

 
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting 
there. 

 
"You talk?" he asks. 
 
"Yep," the Lab replies. 
 
"So, what's your story?" 
 
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I 
was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the 
CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from 
country to country,  sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, 
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their 
most valuable spies for eight years running." 

 
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't 
getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job 
at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering 
near suspicious 
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and 
was  awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, 
and now I'm just retired." 

 
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for 
the dog. 

 
"Ten dollars." 
 
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him 
so cheap?" 

 
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

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Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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[lace-chat] Raffle of Torchon Lace Purse Pendants

2005-06-06 Thread Jane Viking Swanson
Hi Chatters, I haven't forgotten you!  I have one copy of "Torchon Lace
Purse Pendants" by Susanne Thompson to raffle off.  Here's what I wrote to
lace:

One copy of "Torchon Lace - Purse Pendants" by Susanne Thompson ISBN
1-874688-09-5.  Copies were donated to the New England Lace Group by
Rosemarie Peel and they were for sale at the recent Retreat.  It's got
patterns for 10 pendants (like bookmarks with a hole in the middle, you fold
them in half, attach the pointed ends and sides, put a chain on and you have
a necklace that's a pouch!  The 10 pendants have a different pattern on each
side so you could make lots of different ones.  I don't do BL but it does
look like a good book for a beginner or more advanced lace maker.  I'll pick
the winner on June 18th.

Here's Rosemarie's website: www.lacet-pubs.demon.co.uk  where there is
probably more information.

To enter the raffle send me a direct e-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "Torchon
raffle" in the subject line.  I'll mail anywhere in the world. There is no
cost it's just fun for me to do and I sure get a lot of mail .

Jane in Vermont, USA where a thunderstorm passed earlier and cooled things
off.
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Re: [lace-chat] tatting tools ??

2005-06-06 Thread Linda Walton
I agree - I, too, have just such tools for warping my loom.
(A slim hook is also handy for threading a spinning wheel.)
Linda Walton,
(High Wycombe, Buckinghamdshire, U.K.).


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To: "Alice Howell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; 
Sent: Monday, June 06, 2005 7:51 PM
Subject: Re: [lace-chat] tatting tools ??


> Strange unless you've ever warped a loom. These look just like the 
> sleying hooks that came with the loom I inherited. The big one is 
> flat, because although it's designed for fairly large thread, it has 
> to pass through a hole in the heddle that is narrow side to side, as 
> may be the reed slots.
> 
> At 11:10 AM -0700 6/6/05, Alice Howell wrote:
> >Here are some strange hooks.  The seller says lace/tatting? 
> >Anything strange is called a lace tool, but do you know what these 
> >hooks were really for?
> >
> >http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8196216422
> >
> >Alice in Oregon
> >
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[lace-chat] SP Thank you!

2005-06-06 Thread Rita Lloyd
Hello Lynn:
 
It is nice to find out who you are, I have really enjoyed your SP packages.  
This month was also really great!
 
I have always wanted a glass bobbin and a "mother & child" is just an added 
plus!  It is so beautiful!  I will send you a picture privately of my pillow 
with the bobbin and several of the others you have sent.  It also has the 
bobbin pin, what a cute idea!  Did you make it?
 
I love the pocket calendar, I needed one for my purse.  My really calendar is a 
daytimer and just too big for my purse, so this will come in really handy.
 
The earrings are great, I've never seen purple hoops like that, I really like 
them.
 
The beautiful material you included would be perfect as placemats or hankys.  I 
believe that I have some pretty antique machine lace that would make a nice 
border for each one.
 
When I make my coffee in the morning I will think of you as I drink it.  Yummy, 
coffee creamers
 
I have truly enjoyed having you as my Secret Pal.  I will stay in touch..
 
Thanks!
Rita Lloyd


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Re: [lace-chat] tatting tools ??

2005-06-06 Thread Martha Krieg
Strange unless you've ever warped a loom. These look just like the 
sleying hooks that came with the loom I inherited. The big one is 
flat, because although it's designed for fairly large thread, it has 
to pass through a hole in the heddle that is narrow side to side, as 
may be the reed slots.


At 11:10 AM -0700 6/6/05, Alice Howell wrote:
Here are some strange hooks.  The seller says lace/tatting? 
Anything strange is called a lace tool, but do you know what these 
hooks were really for?


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8196216422

Alice in Oregon

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[lace-chat] tatting tools ??

2005-06-06 Thread Alice Howell
Here are some strange hooks.  The seller says lace/tatting?  Anything 
strange is called a lace tool, but do you know what these hooks were really 
for?


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8196216422

Alice in Oregon

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[lace-chat] Re Pet accident

2005-06-06 Thread Ann McClean
Thanks, Maxine.

I knew there was a solution something like this - it's been on the tip of my
tongue all weekend, but could I remember it :)

   From: "Maxine D"
  Try deodorizing with baking soda and water :-)

  Worked well when the children were small and did not always make it
  to the bathroom, or were "travel" sick.

The car is smelling much sweeter now, but will carry on cleaning the
seat cover for a while.

My sincere thanks to everyone who responded to my plea for help;
I knew list members would come up trumps :)


Regards,  Ann McClean
in Llanmerewig, Mid-Wales, U.K.
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[lace-chat] Sharing Transport (U.K.)

2005-06-06 Thread Linda Walton
Dear Lacemakers,

a friend just recommended this website to me,
http://www.liftshare.org/welcome.asp
with so much enthusiasm that I thought I'd pass it on, (although I can't
speak from my own personal experience).

It's a way of finding and arranging lifts, and it might be useful for
lacemakers who want to go to special events, but find the driving - or using
public transport with lots of luggage - a bit daunting.

With best (green) wishes,
from Linda Walton,
(in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, U.K.,
bidding to be gridlock capital of the country).

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[lace-chat] Travelling to Denver

2005-06-06 Thread Pene Piip

DH is finally pulling out his finger & trying to organize plan tickets
for me to get to Denver for the IOLI Convention, but I might have
to spend a few nights in Chicago.

I am trying to get in touch with DH's cousins who live there, but is
there anyone who is willing & able to accommodate a lacemaker
for a few nights? Please reply privately.

Thanks,
Pene

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[lace-chat] Re Pet accident

2005-06-06 Thread Maxine D
Try deodorizing with baking soda and water :-)

Worked well when the children were small and did not always make it to the
bathroom, or were "travel" sick.

Maxine

Nothing is so strong as gentleness.  Nothing as gentle as real strength.
 
   St Francis de Sales

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