Don't remember seeing this series before, except, perhaps, for the last
one.
From: C.B. I
A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well
groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of
a good after shave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an
up-scale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking
lady, (mid eighties). The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her,
orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I
come here often?"
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of
years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The
elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor
said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that
you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my
family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've
changed my will three times!"
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
under a tree when one turns to the other and says... "Slim, I'm 83
years old now, and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're
about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after
eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two
gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new
restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name
of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's
red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the
kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went
to last night?"
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being
discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one
elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a
suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the
hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him
to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting
him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing
out of her hospital gown."
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Tamara P Duvallhttp://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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