[lace-chat] And this looked so promising..........

2005-10-24 Thread Maxine D
THIS IS SO TRUE..




ITALIAN PASTA DIET


 * IT REALLY WORKS !!



 1) You walka pasta da bakery.

 2) You walka pasta da candy store.

 3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

 4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.



Nothing is so strong as gentleness.  Nothing as gentle as real strength.
 
   St Francis de Sales

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[lace-chat] Secret pal

2005-10-24 Thread A & Y Farrell
Dear Kiwi Secret Pal,
I was very happy when I drove past my letterbox today and saw you parcel . I
had already been out to check the mail earlier and found nothing. I love the
magnetic notepad. I had run out of fridge notes but hadn't got around to
chasing after a new one, they are hard to find sometimes. The pretty little
compact mirror will go straight into my handbag. They are so handy to have
around, but I haven't got one this nice. You must have had fun at the AGM
stalls. I love the little bookmark and the pincushion is so nifty. I will feel
like I was there with you when I use the 2005 bobbins. Thanks for the bath
soak. I will think of you gratefully when I use it. In fact I think it will go
very nicely with a glass of wine and a book.

Looking forward to meeting you computer face to computer face.
Yvonne.

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[lace-chat] Pumpkin fun :-)

2005-10-24 Thread Jean Nathan

Hope this works - silly but quite fun:

http://www.toilette-humor.com/flash/carve_pumpkin.swf

Jean in Poole, Dorset, UK

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[lace-chat] Medical examinations

2005-10-24 Thread Laceandbits
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good
health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, I get hot
and sweaty, and then after I have sex with her the second time, I feel cold
and chilly."

Later, after examining the elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears
to  be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss
with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband has an unusual concern. He claims
that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time,
and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old fool," she replied. "That's because the first time is in
August and the second time is in January."

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[lace-chat] to david

2005-10-24 Thread Dearl Kniskern

I hope I didn't hurt your feelings
I thought from reading the emails that was what we decided on
guess I was wrong
sorry I will wait until we decide finally or just call you a spider
I don't mind codger or curmudgeon either since I am both
old and mean














































dear david
I am sorry for gaffer
I made a mistake thinking we decided that what the name would be
since I am wrong I hope you come up with one that suits you and I also 
think I will still just call you a spider

and leave it at that
:)
yours in lace






































Dearl
Christiansburg, Virginia, USA
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Do not meddle in the affairs of  dragons for you are crunchy, and taste 
good with ketchup.

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http://photos.yahoo.com/ladearl 


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[lace-chat] Calling Hannah or Amanda Moad

2005-10-24 Thread Brenda Paternoster
Sorry to post this to the list, but would either Hannah or Amanda Moad 
please contact me privately please.


Brenda
http://paternoster.orpheusweb.co.uk/

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[lace-chat] Secret Pal Thanks

2005-10-24 Thread Faye Owers
Dear Secret Pal,

Thank you very much for my parcel which arrived today, along with some goodies
that I sent back from France (just like Christmas really).  I love the divider
pin and bobbins they are very special, and thank you for the Peg bag and
variegated thread I am sure they will come in handy.

Thank you

Faye Owers
Tasmania
Australia
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