[lace-chat] :) Fwd: AUSSIE JOKE
I thought the term disappeared with the hippie culture, but, apparently, not... :) From: S.M. A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager. Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out." The manager says,"Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him." Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, "I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on". "Now what's the problem?" raged the Manager. Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch." "You there, Boss?" -- Tamara P Duvallhttp://t-n-lace.net/ Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[lace-chat] Knitting Machine
A friend of mine has kindly given me an ancient Brother Knitting Machine. All the parts seem to be there, including tow sets of tools - but not the instruction book. I have tried ringing Brother, and also gone online for help, but no luck. It is not even a punch card machine, and everyone tells me it is too old to be of any use. It has no number on it other than the serial number. However, I would really love to use it, and wondered if anyone might have one, and could to tell me at least how to thread it up. If anyone can help, if you could email me privately, I could even send a photo of it to aid identification. Thank you in advance to anyone who can help. Dee Palin Gloucestershire To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[lace-chat] Jean PEACH
Dear Friends, I was just wondering today whether anyone here is in contact with Jean Peach's husband. He was the one who was always so ill, not her! Some years ago I helped him with info for a book he was writing and am curious to know how he's going/coping. Thanks David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
