Tamara, back to what my mother used to say "ask a silly question" but I
really had a good giggle.
Sue M Harvey
Norfolk UK
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Sent: 05 August 2006 04:38
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Subject: [lace-chat] :) Fwd: Diet
> From: R.P.
I used to have a Sheltie & I was buying a large bag of Purina
at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me
asked if I had a dog(?).
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was
behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned.
I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my private parts
and a car hit me.
I thought the big guy was going to stagger out the door, he was
laughing so hard.
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Tamara P Duvallhttp://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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