[lace-chat] Re Anglia Television
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[lace-chat] The grandmother
The Grandmother A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302." The Operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her Nurse." After a few minutes the Operator returned to the phone, "Oh, Good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr.Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful!, I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302 & no one here tells me a thing! To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[lace-chat] Apologies
Apologies for sending a joke back to lace-chat - jittery keyboard finger I suppose!! Jeanette Fischer. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[lace-chat] Dolly and the Queen - Humor
> Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the > same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be > admitted > to Heaven. The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in > Heaven > today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted. "The > Angel > asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to > Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these,they're the > most > perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to > be able > to see them every day, for eternity. "The Angel thanked Dolly, and > asked > Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked > over to a > toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word. Angel > immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven. "Dolly > was > outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of > God's own > perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a > commode and > she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?"Sorry, > Dolly," > said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - > no matter > how big they are." Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ USA - where we are having a haboob right now. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[lace-chat] :) Your Govt (and taxes) at work
It's not really all that funny; more like "laughter through tears"... But it's so outrageous, I thought it was worth forwarding. http://bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601070&sid=a_pIZ20xQxeU&refer=home -- Tamara P Duvallhttp://t-n-lace.net/ Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
