Re: [lace-chat] Spam?

2010-03-07 Thread Jennifer Barron
Does it give an update number? You could google that just to double  
check. Or you could check the AOL website for current updates

jenny
Scotland

On 7 Mar 2010, at 14:40, scotl...@aol.com wrote:

Advice is needed - or confirmation.  I have received a message from   
aol

which I think is spam.

I have been told that my aol account needs to be updated if I want to
continue with my aol account.
The details requested - full name and address,  date of birth,   
mother's
maiden name, card number, bank details, pin number - suggest  
strongly  to me
that this is a con.  There is no way I would ever give out my pin   
number,

not to mention my banking details.

As I write this I become more and more convinced this is the type of
message I have constantly heard warnings about but I would like this  
feeling to

be confirmed by someone with more savvy than I am..

Thank you.

Patricia in Wales
_scotl...@aol.com_ (mailto:scotl...@aol.com)

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Re: [lace-chat] Distances in the UK

2008-06-03 Thread Barron


"I challenge the statement that Scotland and England together measure 370
miles, even simply measuring from a point on the south coast of England to a
point 
due north on the north coast of Scotland.  "

It's 874 miles from
Land's End to John O'Groats
jenny barron
Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Computer question - advice needed

2008-04-16 Thread Barron
I'm not sure about the merits or otherwise of wiping a hard drive but if you
do decide to go down that route there is a bit of software called window
washer that has a bleach setting that will wipe your hard drive completely
jenny barron
sunny scotland - bit chillly though



- Original Message

From: Malvary J Cole <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: Chat

Cc: Rab and Jacquie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent:
Wednesday, 16 April, 2008 2:21:35 PM
Subject: [lace-chat] Computer question -
advice needed

When I was in England recently my sister, Jacquie, had problems
with her
laptop.  As we both needed it for our notes for Convention and to
check
e-mails we took it into a local computer shop to find out what was
wrong.  It
turned out to be something simple to do with the timing out when it
was on
sleep.  For £65.00, he didn't exactly fix it but did tell us how to
short
circuit the problem when it happened again as soon as we got it home.
As part of our discussions with him he said that we needed to remove all the
software off the computer and reload it (did we also need to reformat the
hard-drive too?).  This should be done every six months.  He was willing to do
that for us too, for a price.  We declined.

As Jacquie is not logged into
Lace or Chat on her laptop while living with my
dad she asked if I'd write to
chat on her behalf to ask if anyone else does
it.  Is this something that
seriously needs to be done or is it a scam he has
thought up to make money.
She has been  pondering on it and thought that
when you remove stuff you still
always leave a footprint, so if you are
constantly removing and reloading
programmes, there'd surely be loads of extra
bits floating around which would
make the matter worse not better.  She has
had the laptop since 2004 so
according to him it should have been done 6 or 7
times by now.

She is not
aware of it being any slower than it ever was; it seems to hesitate
when the
fan comes on/is about to come on, but it always has done that.  Your
thoughts
would be most helpful.

Thanks

Malvary in Ottawa where the snow piles are
slowly melting, but it is supposed
to be up to 20c by the end of the week

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[lace-chat] Re: [lace] Preference of book format

2007-10-25 Thread Barron
personally I'm enjoying all the different points of view
jenny barron
Scotland
Such a shame that all these messages about the book format are coming into the
lace in box. I feel it would have been much better if Carole had requested we
contact her 'off list'.

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Re: [lace-chat] Left or right brain?male or female brain?

2007-10-13 Thread Barron
I came in at 50 towards female 
jenny barron
NE Scotland


>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/theoneshow/article/2007/10/mm_brainsex.shtml
>
> The
average performances for people taking the test on a scale of 
> 0-100 each
>
side of male and female, men have so far come out 50 towards male and 
> women
> 50 towards female. I came in at 25 towards male,

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Re: [lace-chat] ebay bobbins

2007-08-25 Thread Barron
I've just had another look at it and this was at the bottom of the web page
You are currently testing eBay's new search experience. If you prefer, you can
opt out of the test.

I think I'll be opting out

jenny

- Original
Message 
From: Jean Nathan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: Chat

Sent: Saturday, 25 August, 2007 3:26:52 PM
Subject:
[lace-chat] ebay bobbins


The link you gave is to ebay shops, not the general
auction site.

Try http://www.ebay.co.uk

Jean in Poole, Dorset, UK

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[lace-chat] eBay

2007-08-25 Thread Barron
I've just been on eBay for a gander at bobbins and such but they seem to have
removed the Lacemaking section in a revamp, lacemaking supplies seem to be all
over the place and much harder to find
jenny barron
Scotland

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[lace-chat] Fw: They walk amongst us!

2007-05-14 Thread Barron
I'm sure these are made up, still funny though
jenny barron
Sunny NE Scotland

 




Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he 
put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home you 
want it, you take it."

For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at 
it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It 
looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale 
$50." The next day someone stole it.

Caution.. They Walk Among Us



While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which 
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up 
every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, 
she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!



I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I Got a 
call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told 
him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific"

They Walk Among Us!



My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard 
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on  her 
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didnt think 
she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". .

They Walk Among Us!



My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car that's designed to cut through a 
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

They Walk Among Us!



My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 
10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier  multiplied 2 
times 10% and gave us a 20% discount

They Walk Among Us!



I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached 
to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every 
time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the 
same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us!


I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost 
luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and  
I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us!


While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. 
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut  into 4 
pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.

"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

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[lace-chat] Funeral Procession

2007-04-25 Thread Barron
as the list is quiet I thought I'd forward this joke, might have seen it before 
but it still made me laugh,
jenny barron
NE Scotland

 
 
FUNERAL PROCESSION: 

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she  
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. 

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet  
behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking  
a pit bull on a leash. Behind her a short distance back, were about 200  women 
walking single file. 

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman 
walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, I know now is  a bad 
time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose  funeral is 
it?" 



"My husband's." 

"What happened to him?" 

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." 

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" 

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband  when 
the dog turned on her." 

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. 

"Can I borrow the dog?" 

"Get in line."

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[lace-chat] Grampian Gathering

2007-04-08 Thread Barron
sorry to cross post but I'd like to advertise the Grampian Gathering to as
wide an audience as possible. It's the lace day of the North East of Scotland
(UK) and this year is being held on Sat 5th May from 10am to 3.30pm in Kemnay
Village Hall. Tickets are £3.00, tea & coffee provided, bring a packed lunch,
there will be suppliers, a sales table and a raffle. There is parking
available behind the village hall and in the public car park opposite the
hall. Kemnay is some 16 miles from Aberdeen and 4 miles from Inverurie. 
jenny
barron
NE Scotland

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[lace-chat] joke - a bit rude

2007-04-04 Thread Barron
hope this does not offend anyone but it made me lol
jenny barron
beautiful sunny Scotland 


Margaret and Bert, an elderly couple, live in California. Bert has always 
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them 
and wears them home, 
walking proudly. 
He walks into the house and says to his wife; "Notice anything different about 
me?" 
Margaret looks him over and says "Nope." 
Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bedroom, undresses, and walks back into 
the room, completely naked except for the boots. 
Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW!" 
Margaret looks up and says; "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, 
it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." 
Furious, Bert yells; AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S Hanging DOWN MARGARET?" 
"Nope" she replies. 
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS! 
Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat Bert, you shoulda bought a hat!

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Re: [lace-chat] lace book on ebay

2007-03-27 Thread Barron
this book is out of print and does not come up for sale very often, when it
does it usually goes for about £35 I think. Her price is a bit steep but you
never know she might find a buyer
jenny barron
Scotland


I thought this book
was expensive but the seller insists it is cheap.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=006&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA
%3AIT&viewitem=&item=160097622198&rd=1&rd=1

Ann
Yorkshire UK

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Re: [lace-chat] Uses for Stockings: was: holding bobbins down for travelling

2007-01-27 Thread Barron
Joy said

Which reminds me of Dad walking around the house with one of
Mom's
old stockings on his head after washing his hair, to
flatten his cowlick.

(I
didn't know I'd inherited his cowlick until I started
wearing my hair in a
gibson.)

I've never heard of a gibson Joy, what is it?

jenny barron
NE
Scotland, UK

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[lace-chat] Fw: Brown Paper Pete

2006-07-22 Thread Barron
this one is so corny but it made me laugh
jenny barron
Scotland
 
 


A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whisky. When the
bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is
everybody?"

The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.

"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.

"Well," said the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat,
brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers, and brown paper
shoes."

"How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him
for?"

"Rustling," said the bartender.

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[lace-chat] the IOLI Bulletin

2006-07-11 Thread Jenny Barron
just received the summer Bulletin - lovely, I especially like the Liers Lace on 
the inside front cover, I think Spring 1 is my favourite. Silly question but I 
presume the net is cut off from around the worked area when finished to make 
the lily on the cover?
jenny barron
Sunny, windy NE Scotland, UK

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[lace-chat] Queenslander

2006-06-14 Thread Jenny Barron
  I'm going to be brave and send this on to chat - if it offends I'm sorry but 
the heat is frying for what passes for my brains at the moment and it did make 
me lol
  jenny barron
  scorching NE Scotland
   
  >
>A Queenslander is drinking in a West Aussie bar when he gets a call on his
>mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, he orders a round of
>drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife has just
>produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
>
>Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
>Queenslander just shrugs, "That's about average in Queensland. Like said,
>my
>boy is a typical Queensland baby boy.
>
>Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of
>"STREWTH" were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
>
>Two weeks later the Queenslander returns to the bar. The bartender says
>"You're the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed 25 pounds
>at
>birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks.  We
>were going to call you. So, how much does he weigh?
>
>The proud father answers, ³17 pounds" The bartender is puzzled and
>concerned.
>"What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.
>
>The Queensland father takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his , wipes his
>lips
>on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says...
>
>
>
>
>
>.."Had him circumcised"
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[lace-chat] Gordon and the donkey

2006-04-22 Thread Jenny Barron
as the list is so quiet I thought I'd send in this joke 
  jenny barron
  Scotland

  

   
  A young man named Gordon bought a donkey from an old farmer for £100.00. The 
farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
When the farmer drove up the next day, he said, "Sorry son, but I have some
bad news... the donkey is on my truck, but he's dead."
Gordon replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "I can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Gordon said, "OK then, just unload the donkey anyway".
The farmer asked, "What are ya gonna do with him?"
Gordon said, "I'm going to raffle him off."
To which the farmer exclaimed, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
But Gordon , with a big smile on his face, said "Sure I can. Watch me. I
just won't tell anybody that he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Gordon and asked, "What happened with that 
dead donkey?"
Gordon said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece
and made a huge profit"
Totally amazed, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain that you had
stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being dead?"
And Gordon replied, "The only guy who found out about the donkey being dead was 
the raffle winner, when he came to claim his prize.
So I gave him his £2 back plus £200 extra, which is double the going value
of a donkey, so he thought I was a great guy."
Gordon grew up and eventually became the Chancellor of the Exchequer, and no 
matter how many times he lied or how much money he stole from British
voters, as long as he gave them back some of the stolen money, most of them 
thought he was a great guy.
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[lace-chat] Fwd: Fw: southerners vs Scots

2006-03-14 Thread Jenny Barron
  I thought this was apt as the snow leaves Scotland and travels down the UK, 
the last line the 6 nations refers to the Rugby Union Championship that is 
finishing this weekend and no Scotland will not win this year but we've done 
not bad
  jenny barron 
  somewhat chilly south of Inverness
   
   
  > > Subject: southerners vs Scots
> >
> 
> > 50F degrees
> 
> > People in southern England turn on the central heating
> 
> > People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants
> 
> > 40F degrees Southerners shiver uncontrollably
> 
> > Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs
> 
> > 35F degrees Cars in the south of England refuse to start
> 
> > People in Falkirk drive with their windows down
> 
> > 20F degrees Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
> 
> > Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt & girls start wearing mini-skirts
> 
> > 15F degrees Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
> 
> > People from Dundee swim in the North Sea at Broughty Ferry
> 
> > Zero degrees Life in the south grinds to a halt
> 
> > Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold
> 
> > Minus 10F degrees Life in the south ceases to exist
> 
> > People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket
> 
> > Minus 80F degrees Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
> 
> > Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers
> 
> > Minus 100F degrees Santa Claus abandons North Pole
> 
> > People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'
> 
> > Minus 173F degrees Alcohol freezes
> 
> > Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut
> 
> > Minus 297F degrees Microbial life starts to disappear
> 
> > The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands
> 
> > Minus 460F degrees All atomic motion stops
> 
> > Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands
> 
> > Minus 500F degrees Hell freezes over
> 
> > Scotland wins the 6 nations
> 

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Re: [lace-chat] Re: favourite authors

2006-02-09 Thread Jenny Barron
Lynn Carpenter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:"Sharon Whiteley" wrote:

>My all-time favourite author is Terry Pratchett.
  Hooray, another Terry Pratchett fan!
   
  Hi Lynn,  was reading in my local paper today that there is to be a TV film 
of Hogfather with David Jason playing Albert. (grumpy former wizard) Sky One is 
doing it but there was no projected date for showing it. Something to look out 
for
  jenny barron
  cold and snowy NE Scotland. UK

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[lace-chat] The difference between men and women

2006-02-07 Thread Jenny Barron
him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to 
become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a 
horse. At last she speaks.) 
  ''Thank you, Roger,'' she says. 
  ''Thank you,''says Roger. 
  Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, 
and weeps until dawn, whereas when Roger gets back to his place, he opens a bag 
of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun 
of a tennis match between two Czechoslovakians he never heard of. A tiny voice 
in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on 
back there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever 
understand what, and so he figures it's better if he doesn't think about it. 
(This is also Roger's policy regarding world hunger.) 
  The next day Elaine will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and 
they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking 
detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going 
over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for 
nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification. They will continue 
to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching 
any definite conclusions, but never getting bored with it, either. 
  Meanwhile, Roger, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of 
his and Elaine's, will pause just before serving, frown, and say: 
  ''Norm, did Elaine ever own a horse?'' 
   
   
  my son thought us lace ladies might enjoy this
  jenny barron
  Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Any David Bowie fans out there?

2006-01-16 Thread Jenny Barron
try this site, there are a few striped body suits there
  http://www.bowiewonderworld.com/gallery/gallpic73.htm
  brought back a lot of memories!
  jenny barron
  Scotland

Ann McClean <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
  BUT the poster is rolled and sealed, and can I find anything similar
to "borrow" :) - it dates from the 70s and he is in a striped,
figure-hugging
bodysuit? I can only see the legs bit - and the background is flecked or
spotty.

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Re: [lace-chat] Easter eggs on sale!!!!

2006-01-02 Thread Jenny Barron
My elder son bought his first Cadburies cream egg on Christmas Eve!!
  jenny barron 
  Scotland

Jean Nathan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
  A lady has just telephoned our local radio station to say that she'd been to
the big Tesco (supermarket) in Poole this morning. She said all the 
Christmas reduced
stuff (gifts, wrapping paper, etc) that went on sale the day after Boxing
Day has been removed from the shelves and they now have Easter eggs on
sale

Jean in Poole, Dorset, UK

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Re: [lace-chat] Taking the mickey

2005-12-26 Thread Jenny Barron
mine are 17 and 19 and the favouite sport at the moment is patting me on the 
head, (I'm 5'5", they are both over 6') and commenting unfavouribly on my dwarf 
like size - it is actually very funny so I don't really mind. Mind you at 12 
you've got quite a lot of mickey taking to come - look on the bright side - he 
is talking to you and you understand what he is saying
  jenny barron

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  I'm moving this over to chat.

Jenny Barron wrote:
> you are welcome to take the mickey any time you like Avital, I 
> have 2 boys at home at the moment whose main pastime is just that 

They must have taught my son. He's 12. I think it comes with the age.

> sport - sigh. Seriously a lovely island to visit would be Lindisfarne
> http://www.lindisfarne.org.uk/
> that is off the north east coast of England. No lace though.

Gorgeous! I like old monasteries and churches, too. I'd love to visit someday.

Avital

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Re: [lace-chat] Re: ideal knitting bag

2005-11-24 Thread Jenny Barron
maureen harvey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
What on earth is a "fanny pack" ?


it's a bum bag, you have it on a strap round your waist

jenny barron

Scotland where we are expecting blizzards today

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Re: [lace-chat] Raffle Spider pin/broaches

2005-11-21 Thread Jenny Barron
Pauline asked

or are you busy with another
craft, or is it shopping that has kept everyone away?

 

I'm currently trying to finish a UFO, an Aran peplum jacket that I started 
about 20 years ago ond only did the two sleeves, I have a young dog who should 
have been called Tigger  and it's the only craft I can do at the moment 
around her - she's already made off with my knitting bag and eaten one of the 
handles. I hate to think what she would do with a lace pillow. Experiencing 
severe withdrawal symptons though.

jenny barron

NE Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Pins in feet

2005-11-15 Thread Jenny Barron
A & Y Farrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> My eagle eye husband finds them with a sweeping glance around the room and
> boy do I get a lecture every time he spots one. 

 

I am very careful about pins etc since the time my husband - not DH at that 
moment - found a needle and when I put my hand out to take it from him jabbed 
it into my palm, very unlike him I must say but he made a point!

jenny barron

sorry for the terrible pun

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[lace-chat] Friday AM Smiles....

2005-10-26 Thread Jenny Barron
well it's really Wednesday morning smiles, no 9 does it for me

jenny barron

Scotland

 

 

 

 HOME REMEDIES...
 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of 
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost 
instantly removed.


 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by  getting someone 
else to hold them while you chop away.


 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using 
the sink.


 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, 
thus reducing the pressure in your veins.


 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent  you from 
rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.


 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then  you will be 
afraid to
 cough.


7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you  will forget 
about the tooth ache..

 

 8. AND... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are:


 9. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it 
should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.


10. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


11. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!


12. And finally... Be really good to your family and friends.

 You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

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Re: [lace-chat] Repost - Lace Pumkins - Tiny Url

2005-10-06 Thread Jenny Barron
just copy the URL you want to make smaller and go to this site
http://tinyurl.com/
& follow the instructions 
jenny barron
Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Fw: fyi

2005-10-02 Thread Jenny Barron
sorry Lynn, this is an urban myth - see here
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/perfume.asp
jenny barron
Scotland

Lynn Weasenforth <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> This was written by a guy from KVLY-TV in Fargo; see bottom of msg.
>This is
> true. Scary!

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Re: [lace-chat] Re: coffee and tea preferences

2005-09-22 Thread Jenny Barron
Alice Howell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
 For a hot drink, I'll choose chocolate 

now we are talking, chocolate is the best hot drink ever - and it's good for 
you, I think there was some research published in the UK recently that said hot 
chocolate had more of those doodads that red wine have than red wine itself 
has. Best hot chocolate I ever had was in a canal side cafe in Bruges - 2 
obsessions satisified at a time - chocolate and lace, heaven on earth.

jenny barron

it's hot and sunny in Scotland today

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Re: [lace-chat] coffee and tea preferences

2005-09-21 Thread Jenny Barron
Bev Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
but also have Tetley's (why-is-it-round) on
standby. Evening tea is almost always rooibos.

I presume you mean why is the tea bag round? - I think it was a marketing 
gimmick - fits the bottom of the mug for those of us philistines who make a mug 
of tea not a pot!

I love Tetleys extra strong tea made with soft Scottish water but rarely drink 
coffee, love the smell but the taste never matches up to the promise and it 
gives me palipitations if it's at all strong. Actually my favourite tipple is 
tap water.

jenny barron

Scotland

jenny barron

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Re: [lace-chat] RE:Disappearing Words

2005-09-17 Thread Jenny Barron
Yvonne said

DD1 said that the name for the evening meal is one thing that she keeps
tripping over in Virginia. In Australia a lot of people use 'tea' as a
replacement for 'supper'.
I tried to teach my children 'dinner' but I was brought up to call it plain
old 'tea'.


we call it tea in Scotland - sort of 5/6pm meal - I suppose it is a hangover 
from high tea which is a late afternoon 'snack' of cakes and sandwiches to tide 
you over till dinner which was 8pmish

jenny barron

NE Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Red hat

2005-09-14 Thread Jenny Barron
in scotland the saying is fur coat nae knickers
jenny barron
Scotland
where I have no fur coat

Jean Nathan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Liz wrote:



And before anyone asks (knowing that words don't mean the same in all 
English-speaking countries):

Drawers are knickers, panties, briefs, shorts - same things (as but much 
bigger and most definitely more comfortable than) thongs, G-strings 
..

Jean also in Poole, Dorset, UK 

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Re: [lace-chat] Scotland Yard

2005-09-11 Thread Jenny Barron
films like Agatha Christie's Poirot, where 
Inspector le Strade of Scotland Yard 

I think that's Sherlock Holmes - even further back in time, if my memeory 
serves it's Inspector Japp with Poirot. I was watching an old black & white 
Basil Rathbone Sherlock yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. I'd rather have 
been at the Aberdeen Lace Day but that's life

jenny barron

Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] :) Fwd: Late-Night Jokes About High Gas Prices

2005-09-08 Thread Jenny Barron
Tamara P Duvall <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:


"Gas prices continue to rise. At the gas station near my house
they have a slot for your credit card and one right next to it for
your 401K." --Jay Leno

sorry don't understand - what's a 401k?

jenny barron

Scotland

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[lace-chat] Longish but definitely worth the wait...

2005-09-06 Thread Jenny Barron
not sure if it is worth the wait but it might raise a wee smile

jenny barron

Sunny Scotland



Last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club.

It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing.
Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was
only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a
dustbin.
Then suddenly he heard a strange noise...


BUMP








BUMP









BUMP








Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving
rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.









BUMP









BUMP









BUMP









He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more
clearlyIt was a coffin.








Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started
walking briskly home.









BUMP








BUMP








BUMP









He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking
faster.









BUMPBUMP..









BUMPBUMP.








BUMPBUMP..









The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he
heard the coffin speed up after him..









BUMPBUMP..BUMP..








BUMPBUMP..BUMP..









BUMPBUMP..BUMP..








He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .








BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.









BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.










BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.









Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was Only
seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys,
His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside
slamming The front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and
lumped into his comfy chair.








Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through
the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin
allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued Its
chase.










BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...









BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...








BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...








BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...









In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could
take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door










BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...










BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...








BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...









The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and
launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the
Bathroom door flew off its hinges

The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the
young terrified lad.









BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...










BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...








BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...










In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom
cabinet..

He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the
coffin...still it came .









BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...








He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it .

Still it came..








BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...









He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it .still it came..









BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...









He grabbed some Benelyn cough mixture and threw it









The coffin stopped.

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Re: [lace-chat] UK petrol pumps

2005-09-05 Thread Jenny Barron
Jean Nathan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
With petrol prices predicted to go above GBP1.00 a litre next week, 

just read in my morning local paper that fuel prices are already £1/litre in 
Inverness(north east of Scotland) - just 50 miles up the road from me - of 
course our fuel prices were already more expensive so we had a head start on 
the south coast of England - our local businesses are always complaining about 
the price of fuel up here. Most of the price is tax of course - has anyone ever 
heard of a tax going down  

jenny barron

Scotland, UK

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[lace-chat] arachne 98 cover cloth

2005-08-20 Thread Jenny Barron
sorry I should have posted the url for the 2nd cloth as 2 of you seem to be 
bidding on the first one
http://tinyurl.com/7nsfy
sorry 
jenny barron
Scotland

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[lace-chat] Fwd: Fw: Is this the worst joke ever?

2005-08-17 Thread Jenny Barron
don't think I've seen this one before
jenny barron
Scotland


 
 
 
> > There are 3 balloons, mummy, daddy and baby balloon. Every night the
> >baby balloon sneaks in to the parents bed and goes to sleep in
between
> >them. Anyway it comes to the time when the parents have had enough
and
> >tell the now young balloon that enough is enough and he has to
promise
> >to stay in his own room. The young balloon regrettably agrees to this
> >and goes to his room.
> >
> > When night comes he sneaks into his parents room and tries to get in
> >the middle like usual but his parents have spread
> > out and there's no room, so he thinks I know if I let some air out
of
> >my Dad then I should get in..so he lets some air out of his Dad
and
> >tries again, still he wont fit, so he thinks I'll let some air out of
> >Mum, does so and he still cant quite fit, so he then decides to let
some
> >air out of himself and squeezes in and has a fantastic warm sleep.
> >
> >
> > In the morning Daddy balloon wakes up and is infuriated and asks his
> >son why he has broken his promise and the son replies that he cant
sleep
> >in his room, the father sighs resignedly and says do you realise what
> >you have done?.well do you?
> > ...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Wait for it.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ..
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You've let me down, you've let your Mum down, and worst of all
you've
> >let yourself down !
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: [lace-chat] Fw: WOMENS WORLD

2005-08-16 Thread Jenny Barron
> He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
> Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
> 
> Pillsbury, isn't it?
> 

?? didn't understand :((

dominique from Paris, France ..

Hi Dominique, I think Pillsbury is a brand of baking flour not the type you 
find in a bouquet

jenny barron

Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Question for UK members

2005-08-14 Thread Jenny Barron
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Can anyone tell me the name of the husband of Jilly cooper, the novellist?

it's actually Leo Cooper, her maiden name was Sallitts would you believe

jenny barron

Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Travelling children

2005-08-02 Thread Jenny Barron
The parents I know (mainly teachers and/or lacemakers) put their kid's stuff 
in the loft, and take over the room with glee!

Jean, Poole, Dorset, UK 

sorry Jean, I've already filled the loft - with everyone else's help I have to 
say - so that's not an option

jenny barron

Scotland - sunny again at last

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Re: [lace-chat] Travelling children

2005-08-02 Thread Jenny Barron
Jean Nathan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
With houses in the UK being quite small, once a mother has got used to the 
idea that her offspring has flown the nest, she's usually very happy to 
finally have a sewing/lace/craft room and let the offspring sleep on a camp 
bed when he/she returns home for a while.

ah, they may fly the nest but they leave their stuff behind them and it's 
apparently far too precious to dispose of!!

jenny barron

Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Author query

2005-07-31 Thread Jenny Barron
This is a question possibly for the UK alone. Is there a mystery writer 
called Morag Ross or Joss?

Particia in Wales


Hi Patricia, I googled and came up with this 

http://www.edbookfest.co.uk/whatson/event_listing.html?event_id=16330

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Scotland

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[lace-chat] weather surprises

2005-07-28 Thread Jenny Barron
further to our talk on weather around the world, the UK just suffered a 
tornado, nothing on the scale of the ones the US suffers from but I wouldn't 
have liked to have been in it's path
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4725279.stm
jenny barron
Scotland

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[lace-chat] Monica Ferris

2005-07-26 Thread Jenny Barron
I see the first 3 Monica Ferris books have been re-released in one volume 
called Patterns of Murder
 
http://tinyurl.com/cgf8f
 
jenny barron
Scotland

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[lace-chat] was photo archive boxes now scrapbooking

2005-07-18 Thread Jenny Barron
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It's a little pricey for the small size, but OTOH it's still reasonable and 
it's acid-free. 

Oh dear. Are those scrapbooking supplies I see? Scissors? Paper? Oh-oh, I think 
my credit card is in trouble ;-) 

well if you want to trouble your credit card Avital - try here

http://tinyurl.com/aldjt

jenny

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Re: [lace-chat] Looking for photo archive boxes in UK

2005-07-18 Thread Jenny Barron
http://www.arrowfile.com/product.asp?pf_id=C3894


not sure if this is what you want Avital, I buy their photo albums which are 
acid free. The boxes don't seem to specifically say acid free. I've found them 
very good as a company until my last order when they charged me £5 extra 
postage as they said I was Highlands and Islands of Scotland - which I'm not. 
Not sure if it was them or their delivery company which ripped me off. I'm 
pretty sure a delivery to Manchester would be considered mainland UK.

jenny barron

Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Harry Potter

2005-07-18 Thread Jenny Barron
Lynn Scott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
 but it certainly leaves us hanging for
the big finale whenever that gets written and published.

 

saw part of an interview with her yesterday, when asked that question she said 
she had done a bit of work on it but was not going to start writing it properly 
until the beginning of 2006

jenny barron

NE Scotland where it has finally cooled down a bit

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[lace-chat] was green tomatoes now hush puppies

2005-07-16 Thread Jenny Barron
I googled and came upon this recipe

http://www.gumbopages.com/food/breakfast/hush-pups.html

sounds quite tasty

jenny barron

NE Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] quiet

2005-07-05 Thread Jenny Barron
Shell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
My Goodness we are a quiet lot!

must be the 4th July weekend effect, I'll start the ball rolling - my bulletin 
(IOLI) has just arrived and it's yummy, I especially like the milanese heart 
pattern, maybe if I start it now I'll finish it for next Valentine's day?

jenny barron

Scotland - very glad not to be visiting Edinburgh just now, friends are going 
today for their daughter's graduation and are rather worried

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Re: [lace-chat] london

2005-06-20 Thread Jenny Barron
Janice Blair <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Having just filled out my application for my British pension, have been 
dragging my feet for over a year on this, :-), I guess DH and I qualify for the 
discounts for seniors. Do we need to have proof of any kind to get the 
discounts at museums, etc?
Janice


aren't most of the major museums free to enter - the ones that are publicly 
funded anyway? I think they ask for donations but that's discretionary.

jenny barron

far too hot in Scotland

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[lace-chat] Fwd: FW: Irish

2005-06-15 Thread Jenny Barron
not sure if this has been on chat before, made me chuckle

jenny barron

Scotland





Bloke goes into a shop and asks for Irish Sausages".
The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"
"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was 
Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I
was 
Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican
?
Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"
The assistant says, "Well no".
"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I 
was American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was
Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't,"
With self-indignation, the man says, "Well, all right then,why did you
ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
The Assistant replies, "Because you're in Homebase.

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[lace-chat] Fwd: FW: Probably the worst joke ever... and I mean ever

2005-06-09 Thread Jenny Barron
apologies for this, my DH sent me this

jenny barron

sunny Scotland

 

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to
make me a new Ark".

Noah replies, "No probs fella, anything you want - after all you're the
guv'nor".

But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch son. This time Noah, I don't
want just a couple of decks... I want 20 decks - one on top of the other".

"20 DECKS!!" screams Noah "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill
it up with all the animals just like last time?"

"Yep, that's right, well... erm... sort of right. This time I want you to
fill it up with fish", God answers.

"Fish?" queries Noah.

"Yes, fish. Little things.. that swim in sea's and stuff. You know 'em.
Well, actually, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp... wall to wall,
floor to ceiling.. CARP!"

Noah looks to the skies. "OK God, me old mucker. Let me get this right then
geez, you want a New Ark?"

"Check".

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"

"Correct".

"And you want it full of Carp?"

"Oh yes".

"But why?", asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to
the end of his tether.

God replies:












Scroll down everyone! It's possibly the best ever 
















God say's, "I dunno really... I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark". 

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Re: [lace-chat] Re: These made me laugh too

2005-05-30 Thread Jenny Barron
Yours, plowing through the entire series (now that I've finally 
assembled all its "ingredients" and can read the books in order) of the 
detective feats of the 17th c samurai Sano Ichiro, and learning bits 
about the political system of Japan of that time.

that sounds interesting Tamara, I loved Robert Van Gulik's Judge Dee series set 
in 7th century China - are there many books in the series? Is it also a trait 
of lacemakers that we have to read books in order. I have to confess I will 
not read part of a series of books - even if they are stand alone books - if I 
cannot get them all, I'm sure I miss out on books that I would love but I can't 
help it

jenny barron

Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Monica Ferris book coming out

2005-05-24 Thread Jenny Barron
I think it's a large print book - can't remember where I saw that though
jenny barron
Scotland

Jean Nathan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

According to Amazon UK, there's already a paperback of 'Crewel Yule', but 
it's more expensive than the hardback for some unknown reason, and the mass 
market paperback is due in October 2005.

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Re: [lace-chat] Getting sticky-label gunge off melamine

2005-04-27 Thread Jenny Barron
Hi Ann I use Sticky Stuff Remover from Lakeland. Works every time and it's 
doesn't smell nasty
jenny barron
Scotland

Ann McClean <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Greetings fellow spiders,

Advice, please, on how to remove the residue from sticky labels 
from a pair of melamine salt & pepper shakers. The paper has 
soaked away, but the sticky gunge left behind is proving stubborn :(

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[lace-chat] Re: [lace] Commeratives and Web page

2005-04-15 Thread Jenny Barron
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My WONDERFUL DH re-did the web page for this year, so if you want to see some 
of the stuff, you can hit it at http:members.aol.com/jspruitt


I had a problem getting there, this worked for me

http://members.aol.com/jspruitt/

jenny barron

Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] scotland to change place names?

2005-04-05 Thread Jenny Barron
Thurlow Weed <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Place names such as Blackwell, Helensburgh, and Motherwell are 
considered non-PC, 
 
I assume it's a joke as I've heard nothing in the press here but what I want to 
know is what's potentially non PC about Helensburgh? I say Helens of the world 
rise up and protest - this PC stuff has gone too far
jenny barron
Scotland

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[lace-chat] Fwd: Fw: History Lesson

2005-03-31 Thread Jenny Barron
I'm not sure how many of these I believe but they sound plausible

jenny barron

Scotland




The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the
Water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things
used to be.

Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath
in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were
Starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the
body odour.
Hence the custom of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The
man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all
the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last
of all, the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually
lose someone in it.
Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood
underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the
cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it
rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and off
the roof. Hence the saying "It’s raining
cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This
posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings
could mess up your nice clean bed.
Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some
protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.


The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the saying "dirt poor."

The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when
wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing.
As the winter wore on, they adding more thresh until when you opened
the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was
placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a 'thresh
hold."

Getting quite an education so far?

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that
always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things
to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They
would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold
overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in
it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas
porridge hot,
peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off.
This was a sign of wealth. A man could "bring home the bacon." They
would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around
and "chew the fat."
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content
caused some of the lead to leach onto the food,
causing lead poisoning deaths. This happened most often with tomatoes,
so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of
the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper
crust."


Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The
combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of
days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and
prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a
couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and
wait and see if they would wake up.
Hence the custom of holding a "wake."

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of
places to bury people. They would dig up coffins and would take the
bones to a "bone-house" and re-use the grave.
When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have
scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying
people alive.
They would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the
coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would
have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to
listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was
considered a "dead ringer."

Whoever said that History was boring???

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Re: [lace-chat] Re: Tax Freedom Day

2005-03-23 Thread Jenny Barron
 And then there are the extra taxes 
on gasoline and telecommunications services I don't think we're 
quite to 41%, but it's sure more than we'd like! 

 

just out of interest how much tax do you pay on petrol/gasoline? I'm not sure 
of the exact figure after our recent budget but last year of the 82p per litre 
petrol cost 46p of that was tax. 

jenny barron

Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] The Bill - Again

2005-03-16 Thread Jenny Barron
david, you might not want to use this site - depends how weak willed you are!!
http://www.thebill.com/episodes/episodes.html
just put the episode number you are interested in in the box and off you go, 
could spoil your enjoyment though.
jenny barron
Scotland
ps how is your new kitten getting on with you?

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[lace-chat] Fwd: Fw: Blonde Joke

2005-03-15 Thread Jenny Barron
I've not seen this one before - made me giggle

jennybarron

Scotland



A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
to the repair shop.

The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, and decided to have some fun.
He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard,
and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little
harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and asked,"What are you
doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow
into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said..."HEL-L  
You gotta roll the windows up first!"

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Re: [lace-chat] Re Pictures of this area

2005-02-21 Thread Jenny Barron
Hi, this is the URL for my local area, they are fairly selective in the photos 
they show, but I imagine every guide/tourist site is the same in presenting the 
best to the world. It's actually very pretty outside just now as we have a few 
inches of snow, very lacey on the trees but melting fast.
 
http://www.elginscotland.org/index.php
 
jenny barron
Elgin
Scotland

Shirley <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Thanks Linda for letting me see where you live, if we get enough we can travel
the world without leaving the comfort of home. ;-)

I would love to travel more but it can't be done.
Shirley in Corio, Oz.

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[lace-chat] British accents

2005-02-14 Thread Jenny Barron
I must be bored tonight I actually googled and found this article on the use of 
the English accent in American films.
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A891155
 
I'll never think of the Aristocats in the same way ever again.
now back to my UFO bruges flower lace mat
 
jenny barron
Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] class system

2005-02-14 Thread Jenny Barron
Sharon said

Another example which is spread worldwide and more sinister. How many British
movies have you been to where the "bad guys" always have a "lower class"
accent? Even the Harry Potter movies were guilty (listen to the Slytherin
quidditch captain)..and they were made by Americans. Guess I'm a bit of a
"pie in the sky" type and think everyone should be equal..but there's always
someone more equal eh? 

 

I think what I notice most when seeing films is how often the bad guy has a 
British accent - Bond films, at least one of the Die Hard films etc. Now these 
are mostly American films, there are not that many British films about, and the 
British accent in those films tends to be upper class English. Go figure

jenny barron

Scotish with a Scottish classless accent

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Re: [lace-chat] Marriage

2005-02-10 Thread Jenny Barron
Jean said
My concern is that The Duke of Windsor couldn't keep the crown and marry a
divorcee (Charles can), Margaret wasn't allowed to marry a divorcee even
though there was very little likelihood of every becoming monarch (Anne
could). Who changed the rules for the monarchy and when?



I don't think it's a question of rules/laws governing the monarchy it's the way 
society sees things at the time, Eighty years ago when the Duke of Windsor 
abdicated society was very different - divorce was a big nono for everyone, 
nowadays 3 of the Queens children are divorced and one has remarried without 
any great fuss. Personally I think they should be left to get on with it - put 
all those talking heads on all the news channels out of a job for a start.

jenny barron

Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Sailing record

2005-02-07 Thread Jenny Barron
I can't imagine doing this so quickly. Are you sure that she did it in 
under 2 days?

Hi Margot, she beat the previous record by 1 day and 8 hours, it actually took 
her 70odd days,

jenny barron

Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] the Disaster

2004-12-29 Thread Jenny Barron
David said - I'm really annoyed at the coverage we aren't getting. When 9/11 
happened all programmes on TV were suspended for about 3 days. For this 
disaster we have to wait for hourly news bulletins on the radio.

Hi David In the UK it's on 24 hours a day on all our news channels, they are on 
satellite so not everyone gets them. To be honest the scale of it is so immense 
it's hard to get to grips with. 

 

jenny barron

Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] what do you do for christmas?

2004-12-21 Thread Jenny Barron
We play games and christmas music all night. Hopefully it will be a nice night 
to sit outside. 

I really envy you that (and the youngsters to enjoy Santa - mine are 16 and 18 
way past that magic age),  there's not that many evenings in the whole year 
that we can sit outside and at the moment I'd freeze - it's looking likely 
we'll have a white Christmas.

jenny barron

NE Scotland

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[lace-chat] stinging nettles

2004-12-19 Thread Jenny Barron
Weronika said
"I've also heard getting stung by nettles is actually healthy (may be completely
false), so people might have used them for that too. Although it's a very bad
idea now, especially when they grow next to roads and such - they accumulate all
sorts of nasty stuff." 


I think it's used for arthritis but it's still fairly early in my Sunday 
morning so I could be misremembering that

jenny barron

Scotland

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[lace-chat] mittens

2004-12-18 Thread Jenny Barron
Can anyone explain why children always have to wear mittens and not real
gloves??



mittens keep your hands warmer than gloves - also they are easier and quicker 
to knit - in my experience

jenny barron

NE Scotland where it is snowing and I am hoping for a white Christmas

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[lace-chat] feline butterology theory

2004-12-13 Thread Jenny Barron
I think I've seen the first part of this a long time ago but the second part is 
new to me

jenny barron

Scotland UK



Antigravity, The Feline Butterology Theory

---

Captured from the Usenet Oracle, 19930625

This question was posed to the Usenet Oracle:

If you drop a buttered piece of bread, it will fall on the floor butter-side 
down. If a cat is dropped from a window or other high and towering place, it 
will land on its feet. But what if you attach a buttered piece of bread, 
butter-side up to a cat's back and toss them both out the window? Will the cat 
land on its feet? Or will the butter splat on the ground?

And in response, thus spoke the Oracle:

Even if you are too lazy to do the experiment yourself you should be able to 
deduce the obvious result. The laws of butterology demand that the butter must 
hit the ground, and the equally strict laws of feline aerodynamics demand that 
the cat can not smash its furry back. If the combined construct were to land, 
nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not 
fall.

That's right, you clever mortal (well, as clever as a mortal can get), you have 
discovered the secret of antigravity! A buttered cat will, when released, 
quickly move to a height where the forces of cat-twisting and butter repulsion 
are in equilibrium. This equilibrium point can be modified by scraping off some 
of the butter, providing lift, or removing some of the cat's limbs, allowing 
descent.

Most of the civilized species of the Universe already use this principle to 
drive their ships while within a planetary system. The loud humming heard by 
most sighters of UFOs is, in fact, the purring of several hundred tabbies.

The one obvious danger is, of course, if the cats manage to eat the bread off 
their backs they will instantly plummet. Of course the cats will land on their 
feet, but this usually doesn't do them much good, since right after they make 
their graceful landing several tons of red-hot starship and *ed-off aliens 
crash on top of them.





Flaws In the Flying Cat Theory: A Response
Special to the Coastal Beacon
A logical analysis of the BFAD (Buttered Feline Antigravity Drive) propulsion 
theory clearly demonstrates the impossibility of such a system.

Let us begin with a simple analysis. 1) Buttered bread must fall butter side 
down. 2) A cat always lands on its feet.

While both theorems are indisputable, the oracle offers no proof of the 
construct. The oracle implies that anyone who 'would' test this construct would 
immediately find the secret of BFAD.

This is clearly nonsense.

Let us assume a normal Einsteinian universe (although a Euclidean universe 
would serve our purposes just as well, the Einsteinian is both cheaper and 
drinks are readily available.)

To test BFAD, one must procure:


Bread 
Butter (margarine, for some reason, will not work) 
A cat 
A strapping device. 
Let us assume that all of these are readily available.
Attach the strapping device to the cat.

See?

No cat.

What has happened? We have run up against an a priori universal law. By a 
priori, we mean that it takes priority over either the Buttered Bread Principle 
or the Law of Feline Landings.

What happens is that the instant a strapping device and a cat occupy the same 
four dimensional space, the cat disappears. Now, this can easily be tested, and 
has been repeatedly. There are two schools of thought about this phenomenon.

The first holds that a cat and a strapping device are constituted out of 
different fundamental building blocks. According to this theory, a cat is 
constituted primarily of superquarks, (called meows by current theorists.) 
These superquarks demonstrate qualities that are both atomic (constituted as 
they are of groupings of normal quark particles) and feline (because these 
quarks exhibit characteristic of "charmed" or "lucky" particles.) Again, 
according to this theory, strapping materials are fashioned out of non-charmed 
particles. Bringing the two together causes one or the other to cancel out. One 
aspect of this theory that has not been sufficiently explained to date is the 
fact that it is always the cat, not the strapping device, that disappears.

The second school of thought, and it is one that appears to be gaining ground 
in academic circles today, holds that cats are, in fact, super-intelligent 
pan-dimensional beings who exist in our four dimensional universe only because 
there is plenty of good food and a lot of creatures stupid enough to provide 
the food, along with plenty of attention.

Whenever a strapping device appears, the cat simply opens a door to a different 
series of dimensions, and goes on an extended tour.

According to this theory, purring is a cat's way of maintaining a constant 
b

[lace-chat] ebay - honiton Lace

2004-11-22 Thread Jenny Barron
I don't know if anyone collects Honiton lace but there's some rather nice 
pieces up on eBay at the moment - don't know what being mounted on green baize 
will have done to them though!
 
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=64290&item=4506375588&rd=1
 
jenny barron
enjoying a warmer day after frost

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Re: [lace-chat] Re: Fondue set

2004-11-17 Thread Jenny Barron
Allan+Yvonne Farrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Yes the 70's have returned. In Victoria fondue sets are all the rage again.
Just shows you, everything old is new again!



not just in Australia - I bought my son a fondue set for his 18th birthday as a 
bit of a joke but he was delighted - he'd discovered cheese fondue on a skiing 
holiday and loved it. Mind you he's only used it the once!

jenny barron

 Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Monica Ferris and Red Sox

2004-10-28 Thread Jenny Barron
Jane Viking Swanson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Hi All, I just checked on Barnes and Noble to see if Monica Ferris
has a new book coming out. There is one! "Crewel Yule" is out in
hardback now and will be out in paperback in June 2005.


That's a concidence, I was just going to post about this but I've got different 
details from Amazon for the paperback. According to them the paperback is published on 
Dec 17th by Wheeler Pub Inc, ISBN 1587248549. 

jenny barron

Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Black Squirrels

2004-10-25 Thread Jenny Barron
"The *cat* loves them. Every now and then I catch him in the window watching
squirrelevision. "

We have red and grey squirrels here in Scotland - the red becoming increasingly rare 
alas, in part due to one of my cats. He loved them but did not confine his activities 
to watching them - didn't know they were a protected species!

jenny barron

NE Scotland, UK

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[lace-chat] ebay

2004-10-06 Thread Jenny Barron
just spotted this on ebay - thought Tamara would be keen
 
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=114&item=6121681455
 
jenny barron
it's getting cold in Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Re: muslin/toile

2004-08-08 Thread JENNIFER BARRON
Joy Beeson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
 I also need a new bodice sloper.)

What is a bodice sloper? Maybe my brain is slow this early on a Sunday but I'm 
flummoxed

 

jenny barron

sunny Scotland

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[lace-chat] looking for bobbin supplier - UK

2004-06-22 Thread Barron
Hi, I've been trying to get in touch by email with Elizabeth Carton for
about 3 weeks with no reply. Does anyone know if she is okay and still
supplying painted bobbins?
thanks

jenny barron
Sunny Scotland

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[lace-chat] russian lace booklets on ebay

2004-06-12 Thread Barron
these look interesting
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19158&item=81108970
08&rd=1

they were published in 1984 but the cover illustrations look older.

jenny barron
Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Video recorder and DVD question

2004-04-05 Thread Barron
We just replaced our VCR with a combined DVD/VCR, it was mainly for space
reasons (far too many boxes and remote controls)but it was a good make -
Panasonic - and not at all expensive so if one bit breaks down I'm not going
to be too upset - anyway by that time recordable DVD's will be so cheap I'll
be happy to upgrade to whatever the new technology is then.

jenny barron
Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] 2004 commeratives

2004-03-30 Thread Barron
Hi, I had trouble finding  Jo Anne's site using the addy given, I found this
one worked for me

http://members.aol.com/jspruitt/

anyone wanting to see the completed mat can see it here too,

jenny barron
Scotland

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[lace-chat] doodad

2004-03-11 Thread Barron
thanks to everyone who helped me find the instructions for the pillow
doodad - and indeed sent me instructions - who needs a good memory when you
are all available?

jenny barron
Scotland

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[lace-chat] doodad for pillows

2004-03-09 Thread Barron
Hi there, can anyone remind me where I saw instructions for making a
triangular pocket to pin to my lace pillow for holding scissors, crochet
hook etc. I could have sworn that I'd printed the instructions but I can't
find them anywhere. I've looked on the Lacefairy site but can't see anything
there so I'm stumped.

jenny barron
Scotland

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[lace-chat] Lacemakers

2004-03-03 Thread Barron
I was idly looking for references to Lacemakers in art using google and came
across this most unusual one

http://suem18.home.att.net/instructions/lacemaker.html

can anyone top that?

jenny barron
most appropriately in Scotland - and yes it is an art! but not one I've
practised for a long time

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[lace-chat] arachne heart

2004-02-17 Thread Barron
I wonder if anyone can help me with an email addy for Lori the Lace Fairy.
I've tried a couple of times using the contact email from the web site but
there is a mail delivery failure. Don't think it's my fault but you never
know. Any help gratefully accepted

jenny barron
Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Re: Language is cool

2004-02-15 Thread Barron
How many *native English speakers* from other 
> countries (UK, OZ, Canada) also recognised and interpreted correctly 
> the same truncated version?
> 
> > Fr scr nd svn yrs g r frfthrs brght frth t ths ntn...


well this one from Scotland still doesn't

jenny barron

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[lace-chat] Nun joke

2004-01-19 Thread Barron
don't think I've seen this one on chat before
jenny barron
very wet Scotland - lots of flood warnings out.


  A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood
pub.
  The place was hopping with music and dancing but every once in a while
the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out the place
would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went
dead silent.
  She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?" The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should." "Why
not?" the nun asked. "Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his
most private part is covered only by a fig leaf. "

  "Nonsense, " said the nun, "I'll just look the other way. " So the
bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she proceeded
to the restroom.

  After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping
with music and dancing again.

  However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause.

  She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

  "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "would you
like a drink?"

  "But, I still don't understand, " said the puzzled nun. "You see,"
laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the
lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?



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Re: [lace-chat] The Big Read - Top 21

2003-12-07 Thread Barron
What's your all time favourite read?Mine - it's "Rebecca"


Regards,  Ann McClean


I can't decide between two, my favourite as a child was the Lion, the Witch
and the wardrobe and as an adult it's Pride and Prejudice

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[lace-chat] ebay

2003-12-07 Thread Barron
just a silly Sunday afternoon question - but has anyone ever heard of this
video? I can't buy it and play it as Betamax - as far as I am aware - is no
longer available.


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3368715460&category=228
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jenny barron
chilly Scotland

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[lace-chat] lace booklet on ebay

2003-12-02 Thread Barron
there is an interesting booklet published by the V & A on ebay at the moment

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3569731168&category=125
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might be of interest

jenny barron

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[lace-chat] NEC

2003-12-01 Thread Barron
the fan sticks from Mathew Hester sound interesting - do they have a web
site?

jenny barron
Elgin
Scotland

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[lace-chat] fiction books

2003-11-24 Thread Barron
for those of you who read Monica Ferris - Crewel world etc - her new one -
Cutwork - is due out on Jan 1st 2004. Something to look forward to in
January when everything feels a bit flat.

jenny barron
Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Kneading Cats

2003-11-19 Thread Barron
Janice said


> I love to get a "massage" from my cat, Molly, a calico, but not at 5:00
am, on my boobs, or when her claws need clipping, which is why I am at the
computer so early this morning.  Ouch!!  Does anyone know why cats do this
movement?

According to my Catwatching book by Desmond Morris it's a hangover from
kittenhood and it's what a kitten does to get it's mother to produce milk -
it's called milk treading would you believe

jenny barron
sunny Scotland

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[lace-chat] tatting - on ebay

2003-11-14 Thread Barron
I confess I am not a tatter - have never even fallen foul of the tatting
lady at demonstrations - but I would have called this a French knitting tool
not a tatting instrument.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3252879443&category=114

is it for French knitting and what is that spring on the side for?

jenny barron
confused in Scotland, maybe it's the cold getting to me

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Re: [lace-chat] Left or Right?

2003-11-03 Thread Barron
Ruth said
and the moving staircases in the major shops still show signs
which say:  "keep to the left so that others may pass".

am I right in thinking the tube escalators in London have signs saying keep
to the right so others may pass or is my memory faulty (more than possible)

jenny barron
Scotland

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[lace-chat] WEBSHOTS

2003-10-25 Thread Barron
This has nothing to do with lace but I have just tried to upload a photo to
webshots and finally gave up in disgust after 10 minutes. I don't have a
broadband connection  - would that be why or is it just because it's free
?

jenny barron
Moray
Scotland

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Re: [lace-chat] Gervase Phynn

2003-10-03 Thread Barron
Dora said

"Two years ago Mr. Phynn came to Melton Mowbray's library to give a talk. He
really had us in stitches and of course I had to buy his books, which are
just as funny but hearing him talk is just so much better."

If you prefer to hear him talk try the audio books - I love listening to
audio books when I am lacing.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0141803630/qid=1065173361/sr=1-6/re
f=sr_1_3_6/026-1144937-8254034

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Scotland

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[lace-chat] ebay

2003-09-14 Thread Barron
I wonder how much a *rare* Romany lace pillow is worth - it would look
better the right way up!

jenny barron
Scotland

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