I may have seen this one before - can't remember...
From: L.F.
Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips,
President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe
and sandals and holding a staff.
President Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?"
The man never answered but just kept staring straight ahead. Again the
President said "Moses!" in a loud voice. The man just kept staring
ahead, never answering the president.
Bush pulled a Secret Service agent aside and pointing to the robed man
and asked him, "Doesn't that man look like Moses to you?" The Secret
Service agent agreed.
"Well," said the President, "every time I say his name, he just keeps
staring straight ahead and refuses to speak. Watch !" Again the
President yelled, "Moses !" and again the man stared ahead and didn't
answer.
The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and
whispered, "You look just like Moses, are you Moses?"
The man leaned over and whispered back, "Yes I am Moses. However, the
last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years wondering in the desert
and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the middle east
where there was no oil."
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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