From: P.H.
Dear IRS:
Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see
that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid
$600.00 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value
$1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election
Fund," as noted on my return.
You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head
screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for
1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward
to paying it again next year.
Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer ....
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