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it took me 3 minutes to understand it
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hihi
jeanette schreef:
The language is a bit of colour but I thought the joke was so funny that I
will risk it!
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
It was entertainment night at the old age home. Claude the
hypnotist exclaimed: I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to
hypnotize each and every member of the audience.
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat ' I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for
six generations '.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger
and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces*. **SH**!**T* said
the Hypnotist.
* **It took three days to clean up the old age home.*
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