I usually pass jokes from here to my home ed list, but it's nice to be able
to pass some the other way. Do Iceland (frozen food store) and Asda
(supermarket) exist outside the UK? If not, I guess those jokes will fall
a bit flat.
Lesley
Original Message
Subject: [Fluff] An Icelandic List
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010 13:27:42 +0100
To: fluff-for-homeeducat...@yahoogroups.com
1. I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are
accusing them of harbouring a weapon of ash eruption.
2. It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be
spread over Europe.
3. Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This
has insurance scam written all over it.
4. Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash.
5. Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it's a no-fly zone.
6. Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an
airport who fall in love. The working title is Lava Actually.
7. I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen
sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must
be the fallout from Iceland.
8. Volcano in Iceland. What next Earthquake in Asda?
9. Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a
layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. No change, I've
been married to that bone-idle slob for 20 years.
10. It's a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait awhile
for the dust to settle.
--
Ruth
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