[lace-chat] Aussie Love Poem

2004-01-20 Thread David Collyer
AUSSIE LOVE POEM
Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's something there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who's your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They're just giving in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm telling ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on Nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought that you was as good as I
Was ever gunna get
No matter what ya look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And get me another beer!

David in Ballarat

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Re: [lace-chat] Aussie Love Poem

2004-01-20 Thread Tune
Hi David,
I thought your poem was very funny - I wonder if the crown prince of Denmark
will ever woo Mary with that one?!! Who knows, maybe we will have a Hobart
girl making Tonder lace soon. I am looking forward to seeing her wedding
dress on the 14th May and hoping that there will be Tonder lace on it, or
better still Australian lace!
Thanks for the giggle and keep bobbin' along
Avril   
-- 
And on the 8th day, God created golf courses and lacemakers

Avril Bayne
Denmark 

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