[lace-chat] Aussie Love Poem
AUSSIE LOVE POEM Of course I love ya darling You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's something there to grab So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there No sheila who's your age Has nice round perky breasts They're just giving in to gravity But I know ya did ya best I'm telling ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think it's very sexy That you've got dimples on ya thighs I swear on Nanna's grave now The moment that we met I thought that you was as good as I Was ever gunna get No matter what ya look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the footy's on And get me another beer! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [lace-chat] Aussie Love Poem
Hi David, I thought your poem was very funny - I wonder if the crown prince of Denmark will ever woo Mary with that one?!! Who knows, maybe we will have a Hobart girl making Tonder lace soon. I am looking forward to seeing her wedding dress on the 14th May and hoping that there will be Tonder lace on it, or better still Australian lace! Thanks for the giggle and keep bobbin' along Avril -- And on the 8th day, God created golf courses and lacemakers Avril Bayne Denmark To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]